nasty n

the Bloop (a mysterious underwater noise so loud that it was detected by several SONAR research stations from every far corner of the ocean)
was merely a single hot n’ nasty clap from the luscious cheeks of my perfect ass

Tom: You’re my best friend. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Harrison: I was not aware of that.

Tom: We did.


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Pairing - Harry Hook x Reader

Summary – Harry Hook’s girlfriend, (Y/N) is kidnapped by someone on the Isle and Harry isn’t too pleased with it

Warning(s) - kidnapping, violence, swearing, fluff at the end

Originally posted by heather-l-wood

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In the early 1980s, Niki Novak’s sister bit into a cake shaped like a man’s, um, member. It was disgusting. It wasn’t the idea of the cake she found distasteful, mind you, but its actual flavor.

When Novak heard about the incident from her sister, she wondered: Why couldn’t you make risqué cakes that tasted good, too?

Thus was born Sweet n’ Nasty, a Boston bakery that specializes in confections shaped like boobs, butts and vaginas, as well as an alarming array of penises. While bachelorette parties are a natural source of business, you’d be surprised by how many other events the bakery has catered over the past 35 years.

Think birthdays, divorces, vasectomies, breast implants, job changes, prison releases, military deployments and even some bachelor parties. (“May your genitalia never fail ya.”)

Kinky Cakes: Inside The World Of Adult Bakeries

Photo: Courtesy of Sweet n’ Nasty Bakery

  • Hyuk: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Ravi: that was deep.
  • Hongbin: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
  • Ravi: That was deeper.
  • N: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, ya nasties.