So I’m the guy who’s supposed to put the little rubber puck into the back of the net. Pretty simple. The only thing is, there’s a 6’5” monster wearing pillows standing in my way — and for some reason the dude can do full splits on skates. It’s insane.

Connor Mcdavid has six points in only two games.

Auston Matthews scored 4 goals in his NHL debut.

PK Subban scored his first goal as a pred off his first shot of the season (and almost fell down during his celly because he is the cutest human alive)

A fly landed on the camera during the Edmonton/Calgary game and someone promptly made a twitter account for it.

Chicago have lost every game they’ve played so far.

I know it’s only been two days but hockey is honestly killing it right now.

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