It has come to my attention that there are people who like things, even going so far as to express their enjoyment on the Internet. This needs to stop. Have you no consideration for the consequences of your own actions?
You may think it’s just harmless entertainment, but when you enjoy things, and god forbid express that online, you are offending random people on the Internet who are unable to just ignore you and go about their own business!
This is not OK. Fortunately the solution is simple: we all just need to stop liking things. And if by accident you’d find yourself liking something, whatever you do, do not express your opinion on the Internet!