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Naruto has gotten amnesia!

Requested by anon!

Naruto hit his head too hard one day and got amnesia as a result. What do various characters tell him to try and help??

1. Sakura

Sakura: “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Sakura: “It’s okay guys I’ve got this. This one is easy.”

Sakura: “Naruto…..remember how we got Sasuke back?”

Naruto: “Who the hell is Sasuke?”

Sakura: “Oh god it’s hopeless.”

2. Kakashi

Kakashi: “C’mon Naruto, snap out of it. You’re upsetting Kurama.”

Naruto: “Ku…rama? What are you talking about?”

Kakashi: “You know. The demon fox inside you.”

Naruto: “The WHAT inside of me?? WHAT DEMON FOX? THERE’S A DEMON INSIDE ME??”

Kurama: “Maybe not the best idea.”

3. Gaara

Gaara: “Oh….this isn’t very preferable now is it.”

Gaara: “I can’t lose Naruto as a friend. Naruto, look me in the eyes and tell me you remember everything we’ve been through.”

Naruto: “You…..have very bad dark circles. Maybe you should get some more sleep?”

Temari: “Gaara no don’t cry please it’s okay it’s fine!”

4. Kurama

Kurama: “Look Naruto, this is probably gonna freak you out but you’ve got to listen to me.”

Kurama: “You are a Jinchuuriki. That means you have a tailed beast inside you. I am the tailed beast. I’m a Kyuubi.”

Naruto: *Incoherent screaming* “GET OUT OF ME.”

Kurama: “NO STOP BEING A BABY.”

5. Hinata

Hinata: “H-He’s lost his memory?? Of everything??”

Hinata: “Naruto please don’t tell me you’ve forgotten me! We’re getting married in a few months!”

Naruto: “Well I mean…..I don’t know who you are but I wouldn’t mind marrying someone as pretty as you!”

Hinata: “I…I….I don’t know how to respond to that!”

6. Konohamaru

Konohamaru: “Waaah? You’ve lost your memory??”

Konohamaru: “But….but surely you couldn’t have forgotten the most important jutsu of all!?”

Naruto: “Which….would be…?”

Konohamaru: “Your sexy jutsu!!”

Naruto: “My wha-? That sounds stupid.”

Konohamaru: “BLASPHEMER!”

7. Sasuke

Sasuke: “Ridiculous. There is no possible way he could of forgotten every damn thing over the past few years.”

Sasuke: “Naruto, if you don’t snap out of it I’m going to ram this chidori into your chest. Got that?”

Naruto: “Your…..your fist is filled with lightning!”

Sasuke: “Ten seconds and counting.”

8. Tsunade

Tsunade: “Brat. Do you want to be Hokage or not?”

Naruto: “What’s a Hokage?”

Tsunade: “It’s what YOU’VE wanted to be your whole goddamn life! You idiot! Now stop acting like a fool!”

Naruto: “I’m sorry maam but your chest is distracting me.”

Tsunade: “Sakura baby hold me back ‘cause I’m about to punch this sucker into next week.”

9. Iruka

Iruka: “Guys, guys! I’ve got this! Just let me handle it.”

Iruka: “Naruto; come with me.”

Naruto: “Where are we going, stranger I’ve never met until now?”

Iruka: “You’ll see.”

10. Ichiraku Ramen Guy

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “Naruto! The usual I assume?”

Iruka: “He’s lost his memory. Can you restore it?”

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “One large miso ramen with extra pork coming up!”

Naruto: “This is….amazing! It’s almost like….oh my god, Iruka Sensei? What happened??”

Iruka: “You’re the hero we’ve always needed, Teuchi.”