It’s past 3.30am, I love Rock Lee and I don’t know how my mind works, so have this.
Just dating Rock Lee things:
(those brows tho)
Oh boy. Your boyfriend has all the energy and enthusiasm in the world. He is very intense, very hardworking, but he loves you so, so much. Rock Lee never does anything by halves, so you can safely bet that he loves you with everything he’s got. He’s so happy and proud to have you too. You’ll never be a disappointment to him. Even your flaws are perfect. “It means you are a well-rounded person! You work harder than most to achieve your goals. I love that very much!” Rock Lee will do everything he can to try and make you see yourself as he sees you and he holds you in the highest regard.
Do you like spicy food? Because your boyfriend kind of likes spicy food. Okay maybe he loves spicy food. You might have to learn to tolerate even a little bit of spicy to be able to deal with it. Its not a deal breaker if you can’t eat it, but Rock Lee is the kind of boyfriend to eat similar things to you to make you feel more comfortable. It’s completely overkill, but remember he never does things in halves. Adjusting to your interests is like another way for him to show he cares about you. If you don’t try to eat at least mildly spicy foods every now and then, you’re essentially keeping your boyfriend from eating some of his favourite things. :(
Giving Rock Lee gifts is exhilarating, but can also be embarrassing. Look, not gonna lie, he loves to show off the fact that he has you. If you get him a ugly sweater during the cold season, he’s going to wear it all the time and love the shit out of it. That’s just how Lee works. Even if people like Naruto or Shikamaru make fun of him, he’s just going to brush them off and say very cheesy stuff like how much he loves it because it’s a gift from you, his beloved. So embarrassing, but cute.
If you’re looking to get fit Rock Lee is legit the best personal trainer you can have. He’s actually a fantastic teacher and great motivator! No doubt he gets it from his mentor Gai. You can see why Lee turned out to be such a splendid human being. Whenever you tell him that, he gets very hyped up and stutters with a red face. It’s very, very cute. Speaking of Gai, he’s positively thrilled when Lee introduces you to him. He’s open and friendly right away. It puts you at ease.
So maybe there are still people who make fun of your relationship. People wonder why you’ve chosen Rock Lee as your boyfriend. They’re petty people, don’t listen to a thing they say. Trust in the fact that you have one of the most loyal, hard-working and dedicated ninja as your partner. He’s a little different and can be eccentric, but if people can’t look past that, they’re obviously missing out. If Lee ever sees you get riled up or bristly over these shallow people, he just laughs lightly. “It does not matter what they say about me. There is nothing I cannot face with you by my side!”
Sasuhina AU: Hinata tries to pass a love confession note to Naruto so she hands it over to Sasuke. Sasuke thinks it’s for him so he’s too shocked to see Hinata pointing towards Naruto. How Sasuke developed his first crush. He later confronts the Hyuga heiress and tells her he accepts her feelings. A confused Hinata stutters and fiddles with her fingers as she tells him her feelings for Naruto. He just rolls his eyes with a slight tint on his cheeks. She asks for it back but Sasuke says he already threw the stupid thing away. Sasuke walks home to an empty house. He crumples up the love note but stuffs it into his pocket. He never talks to her again but still carries the note even after he leaves the village.
A girl could only imagine a world where Sasuhina would be canon 😭 would you guys like a fan fiction like this?? Let me know
I was wondering what you thought of how 60 babies went missing in Konoha because Danzo kidnapped them and the Third not doing diddly squat about it?
I don’t know what it is about the Third, but he has some kind of weird philosophy about giving the shadiest people the benefit of the doubt. Danzo is literally over there cloaked in shadow, never having a positive interaction with anyone in his entire life and Hiruzen is still like “let’s see how this goes”.
I mean majority of this is actually just a fault of the writers because they need all this shit to go down like the uchiha massacre, naruto growing up lonely, orochimaru doing fuck knows what, etc etc and the only way to do that is to make Hiruzen as incompetent as possible. They never call him out for being incompetent though because they don’t actually want you to think of him as inept, which is why they have him spouting all this humpy bumpy bullshit about camaraderie or whatever, to make him seem like a good guy. Basically they want it both ways, Hiruzen is a great ruler at the same time that literally everything is going wrong. I got news for you baby: you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Danzo cannot be creating the literal bastion of depravity that is Root right under the nose of his #1 enabler Hiruzen Sarutobi without me thinking this village needs a change in management.
Anyway but I guess to answer your question: yeah that was fucked up.
Some more sketches because i’m laaaazy. Also trans!Dad naruto and uncle Gaara because…well I don’t need a because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AU where naruto and sasuke live a happy life together as a family because that’s what they deserved.