naruto quote

  • HOW GAARA GREETS HIS 7-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW
  • Gaara: Hello, Shikadai. How've you been? How's your training going?
  • HOW KANKURO GREETS HIS 7-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW
  • Kankuro: Sup, squirt. Hey, you know how I'm your favourite uncle? Well, if you promise not to tell your mum or boring old Uncle Gaara, I'll teach you another curse word later on. That'll be the fifth one this month. Excited? Sound fun? Good, now what do you think of my new face paint? Badass right?
How Gaara Became Kazekage
  • Baki: Gaara wants to be the Kazekage.
  • Suna Councilman: What?! But isn't he, like, twelve?
  • Suna Councilwoman: And isn't he the host to a poorly controlled, massively destructive demon?
  • Baki: Okay, who wants to tell him he can't be Kazekage?
  • Council: ...
  • Baki: All in favour say aye.
  • Council: ...aye.