Hello, Shikadai. How've you been? How's your training going?
HOW KANKURO GREETS HIS 7-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW
Sup, squirt. Hey, you know how I'm your favourite uncle? Well, if you promise not to tell your mum or boring old Uncle Gaara, I'll teach you another curse word later on. That'll be the fifth one this month. Excited? Sound fun? Good, now what do you think of my new face paint? Badass right?