nardwhal

New Kenuz Farts, it’s about liking people. I liked the sketch I did of the comic a lot, so I just uploaded that. From a real conversation I had with my friend Z. He craves your attention so go check out his blog or twitter.  Dude’s hilarious.

I think im just going to combine Kenuz Farts into Nardwhal. Im also going to stop numbering the comics because I keep forgetting what number im on.

Dissecting Sandler
  • Me:That's my boy bombed...I know what you're thinking lummy...Has sandman struck out? NOPE.
  • Z:The sandman hitting it big. Kap i saw jack & jill and you know what...it was bad. It was pretty bad, but not horrible...and i'll give him that
  • Me:No. He gets nothing. How many movies has he made?
  • Z:He-he did Billy Madison. Remember that?
  • Me:Nope
  • Z:Remember-remember click
  • Me:That movie is click
  • Z:as in- you clicked the tv off
  • Me:As in, I clicked the the button to turn off my life support because I dont want to live after seeing click
  • Lummy:Click- saddest f*cking movie
  • Z:Nope
  • Me:Lummy...What is the context of sad...in that statement? Like sad sad
  • Z:or like sad is in adam sandlers career sad
  • Me:Yes- ADAN SADMAN
  • Z:YES
  • Lummy:like really sad. His dad dies and he was a real asshole to him because it wasn't really him, it was the "autopilot" him
  • Me:Lummy, ANY MOVIE IS SAD
  • Z:Jack and jill is sad...THE PROBLEM WITH JACK AND JILL IS YOURE SITTING THERE AND YOU KNOW IT IS ADAM SANDLER IN THERE AND YOU CANT WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE
  • Me:No boners
  • Z:its bullshit you get an anti-boner
  • Lummy:Click has way more issues than it should have...Christopher Walken plays the angel of death. What the f*ck?