Shit Slytherins Say: #110
  • I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings.
  • As if I have any ahaha.

I wish Draco and Ginny would have been canon. I feel like Draco would have probably started out trying to get back at Ron and the Weasleys by probably pursuing Ginny, only to discover that she was more than what he bargained for.

She would help him to see the good in the world as well as inside of him, and maybe he would have came to the realization much earlier that being a Death Eater was not the way to live, and that serving Voldemort was wrong.

I think that Ginny would have melted his frozen heart.

Give me angry Pansy pining after Draco who's pining after Harry who's pining after Ginny who's pining after Dean who's pining after Seamus who's also pining after Dean

Give me Pansy who tries something new every year to get Draco’s attention and being so angry when he doesn’t notice
Give me Draco ignoring Pansy because Potter is nearby and that Granger girl is far too close to him Pansy /look/
Give me Harry ranting to Hermione about Ginny because she’s been spending a lot of time with Neville, are they dating? And Hermione patiently explaining that, no, they aren’t dating because Luna and Neville are dating
Give me Ginny ranting to Luna about Dean because he’s always with /Seamus/
Give me Dean talking to Ron in a hushed voice in the common room at night about Seamus and how he totally likes me, right?
Give me Seamus having the same conversation with Ron the next morning at breakfast and being confused when Ron sighs and mumbles something about pining idiots

Give me eighth year friendships that turn into relationships
Give me Hermione and Pansy who try and get Draco and Harry together and end up having a fling. It doesn’t work out because Pansy starts thinking that maybe she doesn’t want a relationship
Give me Pansy who gets a dog and names it Clifford because what, Hermione, I’ve watched the show
Give me Draco and Harry who are pushing into a relationship by Pansy and Hermione and are reluctant at first, but then they realize that, hey, they actually work
Give me Ginny who gets even closer to Luna after the war and when Luna and Neville break up, is confused as to why she is relieved because she doesn’t like /Neville/
Give me Dean who draws Seamus in all his free time because he has a really nice smile
Give me Seamus finding the drawings and confronting Dean about them because these are /good/ but there are so many and how long has he been doing this?
Give me Seamus getting confused when Dean gets flustered because he doesn’t like him, right?
Give me Dean who kisses Seamus on the spot because it’s now or never
Give me Hermione who is fed up with all of this pining
Give me Ron who laughs harder everyday because these gay idiots have no idea they like each other
Give me Neville who ends up in a relationship with Hannah Abbot because she shares his love of plants and he really loved Luna, but more as a sister than anything

Give me Weasley dinners with Ron and Hermione, Draco and Harry, Neville and Hannah, Luna and Ginny, Dean and Seamus, Pansy and Clifford
Give me Molly going frantic because /so many jumpers/ and how do you even make a jumper for a /dog/
Give me couples swapping jumpers

Give me happy Hogwarts kids in happy, loving relationships

Wisdoms of a Slytherin #6

It’s better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Originally posted by milevermalone

Having Feelings For Draco...(Headcanon)

Being Draco Malfoy’s Best Friend (And having feelings for each other):


  • Everyone thinking you two are dating.
  • Hanging out in the Slytherin Common Room together.
  • Being partners in literally every class possible.
  • If anyone else tries to be partners with him or you, oh they better watch out.
  • “What do you think you’re doing, Blaise?”
  • “Getting a partner for Potions class, why?”
  • “Wanna find a different partner, Blaise?”
  • He’s always really passive-aggressive when addressing it.
  • (But usually more of the “aggressive” part shows.)
  • “Hey, Potter! What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing? You can’t sit there.”
  • (He then literally removed Harry from his seat and took his place.)
  • (It was next to you.)
  • Everyone says there’s something there, but both of you refuse to acknowledge that anything’s there.
  • “Talking to your girlfriend again, Malfoy?”
  • “What girlfriend? The only person I’m talking to is y/n.”
  • You guys went to the Yule Ball with each other, “as friends.”
  • The two of you slow-danced with each other at the Ball “as friends.”
  • You’ve lost track of time talking to him up in his dorm room before and stayed up with him past curfew.
  • You sit really close together when studying in the library.
  • You also sit close together when you eat in the Dining Hall.
  • Sometimes during breakfast he’ll rest his arm around your shoulders, holding you close to him.
  • You get super stressed out whenever he plays Quidditch.
  • Right when the game is over you run down to the field.
  • You actually jump into his arms and he catches you.
  • He drops his broom just to catch you- just to hold you.
  • So, he does hold you.
  • He just holds onto you for a few minutes, right in the middle of the Quidditch field.
  • Everyone always teases you guys about how you’re a couple.
  • (Neither of you really care.)
  • (Because you both actually really like each other.)

shawnalovesanimeutgfmore  asked:

Criminal Drarry fics?

oOOOoH this was such an intriguing ask! To be honest with you, I haven’t actually read many stories that involve criminals, mafia gangs etc. but it’s an interesting concept! Below are some faves that I hope you’ll enjoy reading :)

  • The Darklist - by dysonrules (87k)
    When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter. 
    (The plot in this story is super, duper good! The sexual tension and flirting between Draco and Harry just keeps on growing and growing as the story progresses, and it’s honestly such a riveting fic)

  • Up Jumped the Devil - by mijeli (1k)
    The chase goes on, no matter who is running.
    (Criminal Draco + Auror Harry = a hella complicated relationship and some hot sex)

  • I’m Glad You Came (Because Otherwise It’d Have Cost You Your Ugly Mug) - by EllaWinchester24 (3k)
    The one where Harry is a precious baby who doesn’t thinks he needs protection (SPOILER ALERT: he does) and Karkaroff and his disgusting teeth kidnap him. But BAMF!Draco will mow down the person who dares to touch his fiance. Not without throwing a melodramatic bitchfit, though.
    (Oh my god this was hilarious and amazing on so many levels! Draco was a total badass at being a Mafia boss (I’m totally in on Mobster!Draco now). You guys gotta read it for sure)

  • When the Cat Comes to Stay, the Mouse Shall Play - by Darkravenwrote (2k)
    But in this convoluted game between Draco, an auror gunning for a promotion he will never get on a murder case, and Harry, the Curse Collector, a twisted vigilante who has convinced himself he is doing good - who is the cat?
    And who is the hunted little mouse?
    (Mmmm all of the tension and dark undertones of the fic were awesome!)

Draco: You’re such a dick!

Harry: Mmm, yes, I’m a dick. *wink, wink* After all you looove dicks.

Draco: That’s not how you flirt, Potter…

Harry: Oh, but it’s exactly how I flirt  *wink*

Draco: GAH! It’s not how you’re supposed to flirt!!!

Harry: Well, you weren’t supposed to love my dick either, but we both know you do. *winking intensifies*