napoli-ssc

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UEFA Champions League Group Stages 2017/18

  • Matchday 1: September 12 and 13
  • Matchday 2: September 26 and 27
  • Matchday 3: October 17 and 18
  • Matchday 4: October 31 and November 1
  • Matchday 5: November 21 and 22
  • Matchday 6: December 5 and 6
juventus: a masterpost™

# 7 - Juan Cuadrado (26 May 1988)

  • panita
  • happy puppy
  • prays a lot
  • always thanking god for everything
  • probably hates chelsea and conte
  • i want somebody to love me the way he loves juventus

# 9 Gonzalo Higuaìn (10 December 1987)

  • pipita
  • can score but won’t score
  • has a complicated relationship with his national team
  • they don’t like him in napoli
  • chubby boy
  • in love with paulito
  • everybody seems to like him (but nobody likes him tho)
  • his transfer to juventus left everyone shooketh to the core

# 17 -  Mario Mandžukić (21 May 1986)

  • if looks could kill he’d be a murderer
  • very aggressive
  • but he loves pugs?
  • the kind of guy you would like to have by your side in a fight
  • defender, midfielder, striker, you’ll never know

# 20 - Marko Pjaca (6 May 1995)

  • mandžukić secret son
  • THE UNLUCKIEST BOY IN EUROPE
  • croatian gem
  • scored his first goal vs FC Porto in UCL’s fourth round
  • people say he’ll become the new cristiano ronaldo
  • i say he’ll be even better than him
  • in love with marko rog from ssc napoli (and ante corić from dinamo zagreb)
  • he’ll make you wet

# 21 - Paulo Dybala (15 November 1993)

  • broadway destined drama kween
  • kween paulina / dybi the hoe
  • is extra af
  • trying to steal neymar’s men
  • scored a penalty to iker casillas and then asked him to swap their jerseys
  • la liga wants him
  • he doesn’t want la liga
  • he wants to be a juventus’ icon like del piero
  • scored two goals vs fc barcelona
  • if you tweet about him a madridista will come to you saying “COME TO MADRID PAULO
  • has been sent off during his first game with argentina nt and lionel messi defended him
  • it doesn’t matter which team you support, you gotta love his extra ass

THE END

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Champions League 2016/17 group stage

Group A :

PSG / Arsenal London / FC Basel /  Ludogorets

Group B :

Benfica / Napoli SSC / Dynamo Kiev /  Besiktas

Group C :

FC Barcelona / Manchester City / Borussia Mönchengladbach / Celtic 

Group D :

Bayern Munich / Atletico Madrid / PSV Eindhoven /  Rostov

Group E :

CSKA Moscow /  Bayer Leverkusen /  Tottenham / AS Monaco 

Group F :

Real Madrid / Borussia Dortmund / Sporting CP /  Legia Warsaw

Group G :

Leicester City / FC Porto / Club Brugge / Copenhagen

Group H : 

Juventus  / Sevilla CF / Olympique Lyon /  Dinamo Zagreb