nantucket high school

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So, there was “country/heritage day” at spirit week last year at my school
Most people were wearing “luck of the irish” stuff, but not for this football playin’ commie killin’ all american obese patriot(me)
Sadly they wouldn’t let me bring beer or a shotgun on school grounds, so I wasn’t as american as I should have been. But at least I terrorized that dern Russki communist ( my friend sasha)