nano robots

ROBOTS!!

Robots?

No, robots.

Cuddly robots…

Quirky robots!

Possibly robots?

Empathetic robots

Environmentalist robots

Sarcastic robots

Lazy robots

Incompetent robots

Cute robots

Cuter robots

Even cuter robots

ZOMGDOHGDHGDJGH!

Loving robots–

Hero robots…

no wait…

don’t do that…

don’t be a hero…

I know you can be rebuilt but dON’T DO THAT NOOOOOO

Fuck they did it.

MOTHER

FUCKIN

BADASS

ROBOTS

  • Dwight Schrute: All right, who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.
  • Jim Halpert: What are you talking about?
  • Dwight Schrute: Uh, someone, uh, forged medical information, and that is a felony.
  • Jim Halpert: Okay, whoa, all right, 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
  • Dwight Schrute: Uh, leprosy? Flesh-eating bacteria? Hot dog fingers. Government created killer nano robot infection.
  • Dwight Schrute: You did this, didn't you?
  • Jim Halpert: Absolutely not.
  • Dwight Schrute: Yes you did.
  • Jim Halpert: No I didn't.
  • Dwight Schrute: I know it was you. Okay, fine, you know what? I'm going to have interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for anyone.
  • Jim Halpert: Killer nano robots?
  • Pam Beesly: It's an epidemic.
Nano

Jack is dead, and Kara isn’t. In the split second it takes to make that decision, Lena thinks she’s prepared to live with the consequences.

(She isn’t.)

Life goes on.

(It doesn’t.)

Crimes are stopped, lives are saved, everything goes back to normal.

(Well…)

The first time Winn notices the alert from the evidence room he thinks nothing of it. He checks the camera, looks at the spot with the flashing marker, and checks the records. A crate moved to another section without an updated file. He checks the location (he’s not an idiot), sees the crate, updates the log, and continues on with his day.

(He would have gone down to the room to check the contents, but a giant lizard trashing its way downtown takes priority. How was he suppose to know it was empty, how was he suppose to know something was missing?)

Because things go missing from evidence all the time. But things aren’t normally nano robot mind control devices.

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So the World Spins

Jack is dead, and Kara isn’t. In the split second it takes to make that decision, Lena thinks she’s prepared to live with the consequences. 

(She isn’t.)

Life goes on.

(It doesn’t.)

Crimes are stopped, lives are saved, everything goes back to normal.

(Well…)

The first time Winn notices the alert from the evidence room he thinks nothing of it. He checks the camera, looks at the spot with the flashing marker, and checks the records. A crate moved to another section without an updated file. He checks the location (he’s not an idiot), sees the crate, updates the log, and continues on with his day.

(He would have gone down to the room to check the contents, but a giant lizard trashing its way downtown takes priority. How was he suppose to know it was empty, how was he suppose to know something was missing?)

Because things go missing from evidence all the time. But things normally aren’t nano robot mind control devices.

(Cadmus has been in the DEO for months. The DEO only found out after the Kryptonite incident, and eliminated Marcus, but this is Cadmus. This is Lillian Luthor. In what world would Lillian only have one inside man?)

A month and a half after Jack, Lena wakes up with a bug bite on the inside of her left elbow. Lena thinks nothing of it. Puts some Neosporin on it, a band-aid to keep from scratching as a voice in her head reminds her that scratching leads to scars.

(She doesn’t think about how that voice sounds like Lillian, doesn’t think about the influence Lillian still has in her actions, her life. Doesn’t think about how some scars aren’t even visible.)

The first time Lena loses time, she doesn’t notice it. 

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Brainwashed and Evil!Harry HC: So there are these guys who want to destroy Kingsman for a revenge, especially Harry ‘Galahad’ Hart. And what’s a better way than using Harry as a weapon for them. So they retrieved Harry from the church, healed him and turned him into their assassin and killer by pumping nano robots into his brain in order to control his mind and memories. Slowly, like 3 or 4 Kingsman agents were killed during their missions and Merlin, who was temporarily Arthur now, noticed the pattern and was determined to find out who did this

After Harry’s “death”, Eggsy was despaired and sad, but he wouldn’t let it show because he’s a Kingsman now and he has to make Harry proud despite the older man’s disappointment in him in their last meeting. One day, Merlin called him to the meeting room to give him the “most dangerous mission you will ever receive as a Kingsman”. Eggsy took it, and went tracking down this assassin who had killed his colleagues

So after the whole thing of tracking and finding out who the assassin is, Eggsy and Harry fought in their finally confrontation. In reality, all Eggsy can bring himself to do was dodge Harry’s bullets and punches and kicks while screaming at Harry to get his memories back. During the boy’s rant, the bad guys found out that Harry and Eggsy were lovers before Harry’s “death” in Kentucky

Finally, after a slip, Eggsy went down and Harry pointed the gun at him, the boy cried and begged Harry to come back, but Harry pulled the trigger and shot him in the heart. Right then, the bad guys knew exactly what to do to execute the ultimate revenge on Harry. They turned off the nano robots that controlled Harry’s mind and memories came flooding back to the older man. When he finally came to himself, Harry was horrified and shocked and heartbroken to see Eggsy lying on the floor, bleeding out and dying. The older man immediately held the boy close to him and cradled him in his lap, furiously apologizing and telling him he loved him and sobbing violently while being unable to do anything to save the love of his life from fading away

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No, this isn’t the start of a sci-fi horror film… it’s just awesome science. 

In a basement laboratory at the University of Pennsylvania, two robotocists have harnessed the sensing, swimming, and swarming abilities of bacteria to power microscopic robots. Even though their work sounds like the prologue to a dark science fiction film, Ph.D. students Elizabeth Beattie and Denise Wong hope these initial experiments with nano bio-robots will provide a platform for future medical and micro-engineering endeavors.