JIMMY: DON’T LIE TWEEK: It doesn’t count! CLYDE: C’mon, you gotta tell us. TWEEK: *sighs* O-Okay, so you know Calvin? CRAIG: … That guy with that weird cap? TWEEK: Yes, him. CRAIG: HOW?! TWEEK: Okay, so remember when we went to that field trip to the Pioneer Village? And we had to hold hands? CLYDE: And then we were held hostage? Token, we were partners, right? And you held hands with Kenny. CRAIG: Jesus Christ, why do you all remember this? TOKEN: Because we almost died. CRAIG: We always almost die. TWEEK: Anyway, Calvin and I held hands.
TWEEK: And then when we were held hostage, I thought we were gonna die, man! A-And I thought I was gonna die without ever having my first kiss and so did he! CRAIG: So you kissed each other? TWEEK: Yeah. CRAIG: … That’s actually a good explanation. CLYDE: But why does Jimmy know? JIMMY: I saw it. I p-pr-promised not to tell anyone, though.