*looks at all the other things I should be focusing on* nah *throws blanket over them*
Here have RWBY on Ice!!! My RWBY figure skating AU. Ruby Blake Weiss and Yang are all senior singles skaters and JNPR take the partner categories (cause they have to be mixed and i couldn't throw away the chance of Ren literally throwing Nora on knife shoes)
Jaune and Pyrrha are an Ice Dancing team (less dangerous, closer to ballroom dancing) and I’ll be basing their style of Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue cause they are the cutest in the world and Canadian and have great chemistry.(please look them up they are perfect)
Nora and Ren are the Pairs team (more dangers, Nora gets thrown in the air alot like seriously look up some routines, they are insane, people can and have gotten severely injured) they are also based off a Canadian Skating team cause I wanted to find one with a similar height difference case the females are a lot smaller than their partners.
im sorry some of the hands came out mangled *cough cough* Yang *cough cough*
i’ll post this Au sporadically but feel free to request characters, both ones seen above or ones who are not there (i wanna get SSSN up there eventually).
i may even post some fics for it. who knows. not me.
Jack O'Brien, Cracked’s founder and Editor-in-Chief and possible co-conspirator in the Nancy Kerrigan / Tonya Harding thing in the ‘90s that I don’t totally understand called me into his office, and I obliged like I sometimes do.
“You, Katie Willert, Soren Bowie, Michael Swaim, and Cody Johnston will be in Chicago 4/21-4/23 for a pop culture and comic convention. You will be doing a live After Hours panel wherein you will workshop a future episode in real time, and then you’ll read an episode that hasn’t yet been seen, and then you’ll take pitches for future After Hours episodes from the audience.“
"I accept, as long as there’s room for me to do one of my long and fun dances for an audience that isn’t allowed to leave. Here are my demands for what I need for that dance: a giraffe, but not just any giraffe, a giraffe that is down, and I want you to note that I’m using italics when I say 'down,’ so to suggest that-”
“I’m not granting any of your demands, because you have no actual power here,” Jack said. “And you have two more panels that you need to do. You’ll be doing a panel about Bad Movies that Deserve a Remake and a panel about Guilty Pleasures, Defending Your Indefensible Taste. Can you repeat that back to me so I know that you heard and understood it.”
“You want me to find a famous boxer, get him to pee in the same water fountain as me so we switch bodies, and then you want us to box each other to see if having the brain of a boxer is more important than the body of a boxer.”
“Of course I don’t want you to- Wait, did you think they peed in a water fountain? Like a drinking fountain? Jesus, no, you’re not doing any of that.”
I’m watching this Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya harding documentary on NBC….Tonya harding lying her ass off. She know damn well she had that girl attacked. She can’t even keep her lies together.
She talking about that man wasn’t her bodyguard….boo they got yo ass on camera with him and calling him your bodyguard
she talking about she didn’t know the people involved…it was your bodyguard and you’re supposed ex husband that you claim you weren’t with you admitted you were with him later now u claim it was because the skating association said you had to be lmaoo
you admit that you knew about the plot after the fact but didn’t go to the police. I mean it’s just too much
Even without all her lying I know she was in on it. What reason would your ex husband have to have your biggest rival and the only person standing in your way attacked. So we supposed to believe that he just wanted to do something to that evil to benefit you out of the kindness of his heart? she needs more people because nobody buying what she selling.