nanamine-toru

Just what are you implying?

Ok guys, time for another idea that you’ve submitted to me, this time the idea comes from an Anon!

Huh?

Now wait just a…

What exactly are you impl-

Oh that does it, I regret to inform you that your idea is…

Now go away, foreve-

“Hey wait a minute, Nanamine, there might be some potential here, with a couple changes… I’ll get some second opinions for you…”

Um, no that isn’t necessary at al-

Oh come on, you can’t seriously take this “kid-adult”’s opinion at all seriousl-

“The Old Chief also wants to look it over”

What?

OH YOU CAN’T BE SERIOU-

“Make some changes and submit it again.”

NO ONE ASKED YOU GRAMPS!

ALL OF YOU, OFF MY BLOG!

GO!

THE REST OF YOU, SUBMIT SOME MORE IDEAS! GOOD IDEAS THAT I CAN STEAL USE!

Manga Captor Nanamine

“Mr President, we have another idea from pureofwhite. I thought you might like to hear it.”

Who? Oh right, the one who came up with ‘Nanaception’, I like that one. Let’s hear it.

“Right sir, I’ll begin.

Glad you liked my last idea! Here’s another one; ”

Just get on with it Hibiki…

“Er, yes, I’ll continue…

How about Nanamine as the protagonist-”

Oh yes, I’m loving it already, continue.

“Right, 

-secretely at night goes around Japan-”

Oh Yes, I can see this, I’m a vigilante like Batman, right?

“Um, not quite, I’ll continue…

-to steal all the manga ideas from all the rival mangakas and then use them for himself!”

Ummm, what?

“There’s a little more sir,

As a title I would suggest Mangacaptor Nana. How about it?”

This…

…is…

… THE STUPIDEST THINGS I’VE EVER HEARD! 

YOU’RE BOTH IDIOTS FOR BRINGING THIS IDEA BEFORE ME!

I MEAN, EVEN THE TITLE SOUNDS LIKE A SILLY LITTLE MAGICAL GIRL SERIES THAN A SHOUNEN!

“Well research shows that Magical Girl stuff is popular with-”

WE’RE TRYING TO GET INTO SHOUNEN JUMP! I DO NOT WANT ANY STUPID LITTLE SHOUJO IDEAS! 

“Again, research shows that girls make up a large part of Jump’s readershi-”

SILENCE! 

THIS IDEA IS…

“Wait, really? I kinda liked it personally…”

… Please don’t tell me you had a mock-up done?

“Mr President, allow me to present to you the Best Mock up we’ve ever produced! Our Monitors reacted very positively to it!”

What the hell?

Why is my Face so wide?

“That’s in keeping with the genr-”

Is that Kosugi on my shoulder? 

“Well market research showed you needed a sidekick, and he seemed the obvious choice for you…”

And what is with the wand and card?

“Well you see, you use the wand to steal the ideas from dreaming Mangaka, and then seal them into names in the form of these cards!”

… You guys have put way too much thought into this.

But most of all I wanted you to tell me what am I wearing?

“Well, the Monitors thought you needed to wear this.”

“You don’t like it?”

Let me show you exactly what I think of your mock up…

“… I think I better leave now.”

...

This…

Is…

GENIUS!

YOUR IDEA IS

I love how awesome and original it is. 

I can definitely work with this.

Does need a couple changes though.

Firstly, Nananote? People will think I’m being too big headed.

Maybe RejectNote.

Or FailNote.

Or A-Complete-List-Of-Ashirogi’s-Works.

Yeah, definitely the last one!

“Um, don’t they have like two successful mangas on the go now, one of which is rated first a lot of the time?”

Quiet you, didn’t I fire you? 

Hey! Out of my Fridge! I don’t care if they’ve forced you into a diet back at Hiramaru’s, that is no reason to break into my flat and eat my food!