name after a dog

Late last year, my brother ate a shit ton of food containing gluten from Taco Bell (he has celiac and gluten makes him…drunk…?) and decided to play dragon age origins. Here are the highlights I can remember.

-Giggled nonstop as he made his elven Mage look like handsome Squidward
-The giggling stopped when he came to the horrifying realization that he’s going to have to watch this guy fuck morrigan and also he was starting to take the game seriously
-Sing-screaming the chorus to Fade by Kanye West during the entire Fade scene
-“Dragon Age turns boys into men”
-Accidentally killed both Wynne and Zevran because he misclicked
-Went to romance Leliana right after he got with Morrigan
-“Fish how do I bang Flemmeth?”
-Named his dog after his irl dog and spent most of the game staring at him
-His elf’s name was Greek Salad, but it was changed to Lasagna because the system wouldn’t allow spaces.

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todays twitter dump is seungchuchu themed because they are the best boys!! dedicated to @llyn-on-ice because she showed me part of something she was writing and it inspired most of this and also she inspires me every day of my life 

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things that got me yelling from episode 69
  • badass pilot davenport
  • “i stole your cousin’s shoes” “and i’m currently wearing them”
  • FINAL BOSS BATTLE
  • all the new music jfc
  • merle finally healing and its the ULTIMATE HEALS MVP POTG
  • *travis rolling for damage against john* “92…” “fuck off”
  • scared taako standing up to john 10/10
  • THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ABRACAFUCKYOU
  • “you’ve solved my goading puzzle” one last you’ve solved my blank puzzle joke i love
  • everyone went unconscious
  • pan!
  • joaquin coming to their world
  • literally everyone that came out of the bonds
  • FREE SAMPLES
  • everyone confused when it seemed clint just started to take over and dm but it was just that 9 second thing
  • “Well. Bye!”
  • the use of Arms Outstretched during the whirlwind like yes fuck me up
  • istus!
  • “And then light.”
  • SCUTTLEBUDDY!
  • taako getting jealous of lucretia when jeffandrew said she was the most powerful person they ever met
  • “Johann was right! We won!”
  • angus makes so many friends and plays soccer now
  • “i’m about to smooch your fucking brains out”
  • P R I N G L E S
  • taako is a media empire bc of course he is
  • “everyone is in House Taako”
  • get shit on sazed literally burn in hell
  • career woman ren i love her so much
  • “my boyfriend is death”
  • the ango and taako hug and the “starting salary is nonnegotiable”
  • Earl Merle
  • merlegaritaville
  • “I know how hard you’re trying.”
  • KILLIAN AND CAREY WEDDING
  • kravitz’s hands are warm contrary to every taakitz fic in existence
  • “I have to shit.” never change magnus
  • carey wearing the bff necklace for her wedding
  • SERVICE DOG TRAINER MAGNUS
  • magnus naming his dog after johann :’)
  • “he found something worth living for” and i found something worth crying for thanks travis for sending that gut punch to me personally
  • just the entire scene where magnus dies surrounded by everyone he cares about
  • J U L I A
  • julia built the cottage for them and im a m e s s
  • “That was the ending you earned.”

Kravitz doesn’t forget that bit of honestly Taako told him on their first date.

I’m worried no one else will have me.

It doesn’t sit well with him the first time he hears it, and he likes it less the more he gets to know Taako. Kravitz doesn’t understand how Taako doesn’t see the way people are drawn to him, the way people always seem to want to spend more time with him - the way Kravitz always wants to spend more time with him.

So Kravitz reminds him - Taako, everyone loves you; Taako, I love you - and Taako smiles and he’s so beautiful that Kravitz wants to tell him again. Sometimes he does.

And just in case Taako forgets, or doesn’t believe him, Kravitz reminds him in more subtle ways. They’ll want you there. Taako, your sister called, she wants to talk to you. Magnus wants to see you, he says he has a surprise for you and I think it’s that he named a dog after you? Angus is definitely going to want you at his graduation, Taako, I know he’s said so. I know it’s late, I’m sorry if I woke you, I just wanted to hear your voice. We should invite Ren over, you know how much she loves your cooking and she’ll want to try your new recipe.  

I know you’re all waiting for content from the guidebooks, and I’ve admittedly been extremely slow with my translations. I’m going to be honest, I don’t think I’ll be finishing them any time soon- I’ve been working on translating another project, as well as my usual art and writing, and a cosplay I’ve got a month to make, and all in all the FMA guidebooks somehow wound up low on my priority list.

But I don’t want to just leave you guys hanging, so I’ll share what I’ve learned so far:

  • Den (The Rockbells’ dog) is named after Arakawa’s own dog, Densuke. Densuke in turn is named after Densuke melons, Hokkaido’s famous and extremely expensive black watermelons.
  • The Mustang vs. Lust fight was completely planned out since the beginning of the series, even to the point of taking into consideration the part where Roy’s gloves get soaked, so that’s why Arakawa made Havoc a smoker (so he could have a lighter on hand for Roy to borrow). Also, since that was going to be the Colonel’s shining moment, Arakawa intentionally downplayed him a bit in the early phases of the series.
  • The Maria Ross incident was also planned since Hughes’ death.
  • Barry the Chopper was originally intended to die at lab 5. But Arakawa really enjoyed drawing him, and as she thought about that, she realized that he could be useful for the later arcs with the military characters. Thus he wound up being the first character to survive longer than originally intended.
  • The reason Barry wants to chop up Lust so badly is because she resembles his wife.
  • Arakawa hates drawing scenes of people crying, since they make her feel sad too, but she doesn’t mind if it’s happy tears.
  • One of the important differences between Mustang and Bradley, which Arakawa tried to emphasize, is that Bradley has no problem casually throwing away any of his pawns, while Mustang never throws anyone away no matter what.
  • Arakawa sometimes uses lighting effects to give the illusion of tears on Al’s armor.
  • Arakawa is thankful for Winry, who can act as a buffering agent because she’s able to understand both Ed and Al’s feelings very well. Arakawa thinks the boys ought to talk to her more instead of shutting her out.
  • Winry’s reaction to meeting Truth (during the Fullmetal Honesty Hour: Truth-kun’s Room segment): “Hold on, Ed, why is this guy naked? And he’s saying stuff I really don’t get. Just what kind of weird friends do you guys have, anyway?”
  • Winry prefers guys who are taller than her because she thinks when she gets married, having a tall husband would look really nice in the wedding photos. Also because she saw a movie where the heroine stood on her tiptoes to kiss her tall boyfriend goodbye, and Winry thought it looked cool.
the signs being rich
  • Aries: "im going to every concert ever. i bought all of itunes. no one can stop me"
  • Taurus: saves most of money but throws huge fuckin parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj
  • Gemini: "what if i bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat"
  • Cancer: "I've bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the worlds population of cats"
  • Leo: buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever
  • Virgo: "i made a blog to update people on my rich life. i just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party"
  • Libra: millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics "im gonna swing from my chandelier" too seriously
  • Scorpio: finally subscribes to hulu plus
  • Sagittarius: wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases
  • Capricorn: buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet
  • Aquarius: "im going to buy the five oceans. i am Poseidon"
  • Pisces: "i filled my pool with champagne and now i don't know what to do"

Harry Potter characters with excessively punny names have them because they gave themselves those names after they came out as trans.

Remus “Werewolf McWerewolf” Lupin?  Trans.  Named himself after he turned.  Sirius “Black Dog” Black the black dog?  Trans.  Named himself after he became an animagus (was thrilled that his last name already fit).  Newt “Lizard Lizard” Scamander?  Super trans.  Named himself after his favorite pet when he was five.

All of them.  Officially trans.  Write it down.

“What am I to you? Am I a joke, your knight,  or your brother? What am I to you? Do you look down on me ‘cuz I’m younger?”

Got inspired while watching Adventure Time the other day and decided to do something involving my favorite song/episode/scene from the show. 

*watches Yuri!! On Ice*

*sees the cute girl working at the ice rink*

There she is. There’s the love interest. Honestly, what did I expe-

*sees she’s happily married with 3 kids*

*sees no immediate female romance option for Yuri*

…Well then. You have my attention.

nursey week day 3 - challenge

He sees him every morning, when he somehow manages to drag his ass out of bed at 5-o’clock in the morning to run. He was there the first morning, jogging with his dog, and he may have been at least half of Derek’s motivation to go the second morning. And the third morning. And every morning since. His dog is cute.

And he’s hot. Tall, blonde, and built like a tank. Just exactly Derek’s type.

It doesn’t matter what Derek’s motives for running are, anyway.

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YOI Fan Rec Friday

Sorry this was uploaded so late! I had a long day at work and spent the night at the pride block party! 

Rec’d by @primavitya:
What Now? by shereadsthestars, Mature, 15k (WIP)
Viktor Nikiforov, Niki to his closest friends- well, closest friend, singular, prefers to keep his nose clean. He’s not the type to hold a strong presence in the room, or even dominate the conversation. He’s quiet, and mindful. And would really just like to finish out the rest of his college career in peace. So it’s no question that his unwavering, slightly over-the-top infatuation with one Yuuri Katsuki is a bit of a problem.

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Rec’d by @fisukisuki:
cubicle gods by counterheist, Teen, 13k (WIP)
An AU about cubicles and the people who work in them.

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Rec’d by anonymous:
You were too much (then all at once you were just enough) by BoredMoose, Teen, 8.3k
You Barged Into My Dorm Room At 4 AM Drunk Off Your Ass And Begged Me To Sleep On The Floor Because You Couldn’t Remember Where Is Your Room!AU

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Rec’d by @vityanikiforova:
he’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds by wingchestr, Explicit, 22k
Viktor and Yuuri move to St. Petersburg and can’t keep their hands off each other.

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Rec’d by anonymous:
A Dog With A Capital D by BoredMoose, Teen, 2.2k (WIP)
In which Yuuri and Phichit try to smuggle into their dorm and raise a dog named after that cute animal shelter employee that Yuuri may or may not have a crush on.

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Rec’d by @fisukisuki:
take me higher by jinlian, Teen, 13k
Victor stares at Yuuri. He wonders if he looks as confused as he feels; and he already looks at least a bit of a mess with his hair mussed from how he’d carefully styled it, his costume twisted and his jacket unzipped. Yuuri stares back. They’re both trying to find something in each other’s faces, searching and asking without words until one of them provides the answer. “What,” Victor finally demands, “does winning have to do with our getting married?”

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Rec’d by anonymous:
On Bedhead, Bullets, and Bargains by AlexWSpark, Mature, 18k (WIP)
Yuuri (GamerLevelEros) and Victor (GAria_VNikiforov): Gamers, streamers, friends, lovers. Families will unite, love will be spread and, of course, games will be played. But, as their relationship progresses, Yuuri will discover that their time apart carries much more weight that he could’ve ever imagined. 

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Rec’d by anonymous:
Heel Sit Stay by neck_romancer, Gen, 5.2k (WIP)
Yuuri gave up a skating career to care for his ailing dog four years ago. Now he’s at the 2016 World Dog Show in Moscow, his faithful partner Vicchan in perfect health. They’re athletes of a different sport now–doggy agility–and they’ve come to defend their titles as reigning champions. For Yuuri, though, it was just a nice way to pass the time. Nothing truly nerve-wracking ever happened at these dog shows. He really should have realized that there was a high chance he’d run into a certain Russian dog lover.

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Rec’d by @funny-little-owl:
This City’s Walls by FunnyLittleOwl, Explicit, 11k
“I like this city’s walls, Yuuri,” Victor faltered, “Because they resemble yours.”
Yuuri turned to look at him.
“I don’t hate them, I don’t resent them,” Victor said, exhausted. “I think they’re beautiful. I only wish you’ve kept me inside them, not out.”

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Rec’d by anonymous:
Red As Carnations by v_larr, Teen, 1.5k
“You made flowers grow in my lungs, and although they are beautiful, I can’t breathe.” ~~Unknown

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Rec’d by anonymous:
Our Future Comes First by nagoyadelay, Explicit, 4k
There’s only one downside to being in an established relationship with Yuuri Katsuki - given his incredible stamina, it’s impossible to have a quickie with him. Or so Victor thought, until…

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Rec’d by anonymous:
Silverlight by Mazarin221b, Explicit, 16k (WIP)
After the Grand Prix Finals, Victor takes Yuuri on a vacation to Greece. They need quiet, and privacy, to figure out what happens next.

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Rec’d by @danaanthereal:
The Space Between by Sherya, Teen, 33k
In which years have gone by, and what happens post-post-canon. Where has life led them all? What kind of lives do they have? Now that they are older, what challenges do they face? And can love be found again, once it is lost?

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Rec’d by anonymous:
The Roommate Trap by impolitecanadian, Mature, 2k (WIP)
Victor doesn’t believe in marriage. So when Chris, his best friend and roommate of 6 years, tells him he’s going to have to move out so he can get married, Victor is reasonably upset. Good thing Victor’s upstairs neighbour is looking for a roommate and maybe a little (okay, a lot) more.

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Rec’d by @chroniccombustion:
yuuri!!! on fire (the superhero au) by hinatella, Teen, 60k (WIP)
A detailed exposé of what working with an ex-villain is like, as told by a very distraught Yuuri Katsuki. (P.S.: it isn’t the fact that he’s an ex-villain that Yuuri is close to losing his mind.)

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Rec’d by anonymous:
The Courtesan by haganenoheichou (bondageluvr), Mature, 51k (WIP)
Viktor is the most popular Courtesan in Hasetsu House. He is beautiful, he is graceful, he is everything Yuuri has always wanted to be. Except Yuuri is an Untouchable virgin at the age of twenty-three and a universe-class klutz. What happens when Viktor takes an interest?

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Rec’d by @sacchariwrites:
Half a Bowl of Katsudon by Saccha, Gen, 1.4k (WIP)
In which Yuuri Katsuki, Dread God of the dead, abducts Victor Nikiforov, the god of grace and beauty. Except not.

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Rec’d by anonymous:
How to Build a Life by theblindfriend, Teen, 3.1k (WIP)
Yuuri has found excuses his entire life to be alone, but some people will fight to change that.


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a fanfic writer’s philosophy

if you leave kudos on my fic, you will make me smile

if you leave a comment, you will make my day

if you list it in a rec, we’re friends, no question about it

if you write an entire post on it, i owe you at least a dozen coffees and you get to pet my dog 

if you make fanart, i’ll name my firstborn after you. and you also get to pet my dog again.

if you do all of these things, i’ll give you my firstborn and i’ll throw in two more dogs for you to pet, because you deserve dogs because you are a wonderful human being.

AUTHORS APPRECIATE ALL THEIR FANS, AND IF YOU DO ANY ONE OF THESE THINGS, THEY WILL ETERNALLY BE GRATEFUL FOR IT

I’m seriously surprised at the lack of Benjen Stark fanfictions and ‘imagines’
because

I mean

damn

he’s still cute, even though he’s undead - look at his sad smile

he needs a hug