Late last year, my brother ate a shit ton of food containing gluten from Taco Bell (he has celiac and gluten makes him…drunk…?) and decided to play dragon age origins. Here are the highlights I can remember.
-Giggled nonstop as he made his elven Mage look like handsome Squidward
-The giggling stopped when he came to the horrifying realization that he’s going to have to watch this guy fuck morrigan and also he was starting to take the game seriously
-Sing-screaming the chorus to Fade by Kanye West during the entire Fade scene
-“Dragon Age turns boys into men”
-Accidentally killed both Wynne and Zevran because he misclicked
-Went to romance Leliana right after he got with Morrigan
-“Fish how do I bang Flemmeth?”
-Named his dog after his irl dog and spent most of the game staring at him
-His elf’s name was Greek Salad, but it was changed to Lasagna because the system wouldn’t allow spaces.