inspired by this post
Pgoon: You’ll go to fight him, but as soon as you make a fist he’ll pull up his shirt and show you his abs. You’ll be immobilized by his abs. You can’t win this fight.
Sangdo: Noooo don’t fight him he’s an angel :( let him make trumpet sounds and stupid faces for fantakens in peace
Jenissi: ARE YOU MAD?? GOD WOULD COME DOWN AND PUNCH YOU HIMSELF IF YOU LAID ONE FINGER ON THIS MAN.
Gohn: Fight him, but be quick about it. Don’t let him take his jacket off. If he takes his jacket off it’s all over for you.
Seogoong: Satan has just informed me that if anyone tries to fight Park Hyunho he’s dragging them straight to Hell.
Hojoon: Don’t fight him, he’s too sweet to fight. His updates are literally just him asking how your day was and if you ate enough. Don’t take that away from us.
Xero: Fight him for being greasy.
Bjoo: Fight him for the same reason as Xero. Then after you’re done fighting Bjoo, go back and fight Xero again.
Hansol: …You can fight him, but you’d probably get arrested for punching a kitten :(
Nakta: …I wouldn’t recommend it. At all. Don’t do it. Love yourself and don’t fight Nakta.
Yano: Nah, he’s sweet like Hojoon. Don’t fight him. Let snoopy swaggy rap in peace.
A-Tom: I know a lot of people say they wanna fight A-Tom but I don’t think anyone truly wants to fight A-Tom. He’s just a happy kid on a constant sugar rush. Leave him be.
Kidoh: DESTROY JIN HYOSANG.