nail that accent

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Yoonseok au where Yoongi aka Agust D is a famous rapper who is smitten with Hoseok, a waiter at a cafe 14/?

 Hoseok is finally giving Yoongi a chance (how many parts has it been?? Too many lol) 

 Fun fact: I’m posting this as I’m waiting for my nail polish to dry

possibly relatable french learner things

why do all these words sound the same

learning verb endings that don’t exist in spoken french

giving answers in class like ‘au with x’ and ‘ils parl with ent’

when everyone else nails the accent and you sound like a tourist who is taking the piss

loads of important verbs being irregular

irregulars in general

how do i pronounce thi- oh wait i don’t

why do all these tenses look the same

mrs vandetramp

stromae

what a nice cognate oh no it’s a false friend

what do you mean that word sounds the same too OH MY GOD

convincing yourself that eating croissants is studying

french listening = impossible

when you’ve studied french for 9 years and the only thing you can say is ‘je mange une pomme’

ladyknighttime  asked:

Coordinating nails with dice is a genius idea

As someone who hoards both dice and nail polish, the key is to bring your dice to the beauty supply store and NOT to bring your nail polish to the gaming shop.

I understand how 100% unrelatable this problem is, but for real. If you bring dice into Sally’s, the salesperson is like, “I don’t know what D&D is really, but ooh! Those are so pretty. You should get this purple-teal duochrome so you can do a gold accent nail to match the numbers instead of doing purple with a teal accent!” Like, I’ve never once had someone in a beauty supply store not do their job because they didn’t care about dice, but oh my god, if you bring nail polish into a gaming shop, the dude at the counter will not only act as though your interest in aesthetics disqualifies you from being a real player, but he’ll also pretend he doesn’t know what the word “opalescent” means because that might make him look gay. It’s remarkable.

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Abstract Flowers Nail Art with Creative Shop plate 57. 🌺 🌺 🌺 🌺 🌺 🍃 🍃 🍃 🍃 🌺 🌺 🌺 🌺 🌺 This beautiful golden shade is China Glaze Accent Piece. The garlands of leaves were stamped with Hit The Bottle Every Day I’m Truffling and Moyou London plate Doodles 11, Hope you’ll like this look as much as I did.

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The guy absolutely nails the accent. So funny.

UPDATE: His name is Katai Kasengele, the interviewer is Kalonde Kasengele and the 3rd is Tolu Fakunle. They run an amazing comedy group at WasasaTV. Go sub and support them.  

Late night pro tip #1

When painting your nails, paint your middle finger a different color. It’ll look pretty, but it will also give you an excuse to flip people off. “Hey, wanna see my accent nail?” *flips person off* *person gets offended* “I was only showing you my accent nail!” *person suddenly not offended*

Some trans!Zack Taylor headcanons

written with @tokis-little-world​ / @tokiwooki

- Zack comes out to the rangers during a bonfire session, a little bit after Rita’s attack

  • “So guys, I have something kind of important to tell you. And I get if it makes you uncomfortable or you don’t really want to associate with me after I tell you, but it’s something that I shouldn’t hide from my best friends so-”
  • “We know you’re trans, Zack.”
  • “….. what?”
  • “We’ve morphed before, bud.”
  • “Yeah and we share emotions through our ranger link, we can tell the dysphoria is coming from you.”
  • “It took us all less than 48 hours to figure it out.”
  • “And we don’t love you any less, you dork”
  • He cries that night and wont stop hugging them (except Billy, one hug was enough for Billy)

- Whenever somebody asks about Zack’s dead name he always responds with the first My Little Pony character that comes to mind (its usually Twilight Sparkle)

- Jason finds the syringes for his t shots in his room one day, but is too scared to ask him what it is

  • he texts Trini, asking her if Zack does drugs and all she says is “we eat pot brownies together if that’s what you mean.”
  • “Okay… not what I meant but we’re revisiting that subject later because I can’t believe you never invited me.”
  • The next time they’re at Zack’s house, it’s time for his shot so he goes and grabs a syringe
  • “Wait… the testosterone comes as a shot?” “you can use a pill or lotion too but yeah I use a shot” “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DRUGS DUDE OH MY GOD”
  • “… Jason, no offense, but as a team leader I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
  • The rangers watch him give himself his shot, and Kim almost passes out because of how scared she is of needles
  • On months he can’t afford his t, the other rangers pay the difference so he doesn’t miss a dose

- His armor doesn’t bind his chest because fighting/exercising while binding isn’t a good combo; instead it has a special plate that gives the appearance of a flat chest

  • But when they’re training without armor on he always “forgets” to take his binder off
  • He inevitably gets punched in the ribs or trains for too long and can’t breathe suddenly
  • The first time is happens the rest of the rangers freak out, demanding that he take it off immediately. He waves them off with promises of “I’m fine, this happens all the time.”
  • One day Trini gets sick of it and just punches him in the face so hard he passes out. “TRINI WHAT THE FUCK??” Trini, shrugging: “homeboy wouldn’t take it off and this is the quickest way to get him to shut up. Now hurry up and help me carry him to Alpha before he wakes up.”
  • Zack has a long talk with Alpha about the constructs of gender after he asks Zack why the health scan picked up the presence of a “prosthetic” on his crotch
  • He then has to have an awkward talk with Zordon because of course Alpha told him about his fake penis

- Jason decides one day he wants to get him a better packer and starts looking at the ones from PeeCock and gets a bit… overwhelmed at all the variety

  • So he texts Trini
  • “On a scale from one to ten how weird would it be if I got Zack a new dick and should it or should it not be circumcised?”
  • Kim finds Trini five minutes later wheezing on the floor and stares at her for a few seconds until Trini shows her the texts and now Kim can’t stop laughing
  • So Jason texts Zack instead
  • “If you were to, hypothetically, choose a preference in dick size, what would it be” and Zack CHOKES
  • “I’m not having a threesome with you and Billy.” “THATS NOT WHAT I WAS ASKING IM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE”
  • Even though Jason bought Zack his new packer, he’s not used to seeing it in places he, well, shouldn’t
  • So when he finds it laying in his room, it’s safe to say he freaks out a little
  • Zack gets a text ten minutes later saying “you left your dick here” and he runs back to Jason’s house in record time

-He has a really bad binder tan because of that one day they went to the beach and he forgot to bring a swim shirt

- For his birthday, the rangers give him a customized black binder with a trans-colored lightening bolt in the center of the chest

- Jason, Billy, and Zack go to the mall and buy matching shirts that say “Pretty Boy” across the chest

  • Billy’s is blue, Jason’s is red, and Zack’s is black, with the words in bold, white letters
  • It started out as a long sleeve tee but Zack cuts off the sleeves and the bottom half of it to transform it into a muscle tank crop top
  • “Hey Zack?” “Yeah Billy?” “What did you do your shirt?” “I made it into a fashion statement”
  • “How is crop top a fashion statement?” “It’s a fashion statement on dudes!”
  • “Not queer dudes you idiot.” “Whatever Jason you’re just mad because my abs are better than yours.” “What?! No they aren’t!”
  • “I mean… they kind of are Jace.”Jason just pouts and mumbles something about Kim being too preoccupied with Trini’s abs to even notice anyways

- Trini and Kim come back from a spa day with manicures and Zack casually mentions how much he misses doing feminine things like that

  • The next weekend, Kim skips detention and takes him to a spa to get a facial and his nails done
  • He gets black gel polish with a lightning bolt on his accent nail
  • “Wow real subtle.” “Shut up crazy girl you’re just jealous”
  • “I think they look really nice!” “Thanks Billy, at least SOMEBODY appreciates me around here!”
  • A few days later Trini takes him to get his eyebrows done with her and he’s feeling bomb as fuck so she does his makeup too
Small Devotional Acts

Skadi

Norse goddess of winter and hunting.

➳ Enjoy the outdoors; visit nearby hiking trails, parks, lakes, etc

➳ During the winter, go outside more! Throw it back to snowball fights, sledding, snow angels and people, etc

➳ If you collected snow water this past winter, leave it as an offering for her. If not, or if you’re in an area without, snow globes and paper snowflakes also work!

 If you typically hunt, dedicate the act to her.

➳ Have a random winter based movie marathon in the off months

➳ Dress for the weather. This is ignored especially during the colder months, so make sure to get your coat out next season!

➳ Add cooler colors into your wardrobe, whites and light blues / yellows / etc etc. This can be as simple as nail polish, but range from accented makeup to full clothing dedications.

➳ Go all out with winter celebrations, don’t let the cold hold you back!

➳ Set up a winter oasis for her in your home using decorations you’d normally have put away; keep out your stringed lights, snow settings, etc etc

➳ Practice your aim. This can be as grand as practicing archery, or as small as using your trash as a basket, playing bags, and so on.

➳ Keep up to date with the Winter Olympics the next time they’re on.

➳ Donate your old winter clothes in her name.

➳ Exercise! I feel this is a good way to honor a goddess of the hunt - going on walks and/or runs in particular. 

➳ As per usual, light a candle! Any winter, nature, or woods themed scents work perfectly for her! 


Feel free to add your own! This post is subject to updates, but anything added from another source will get it’s due credit. You can request an additional Norse deity / figure here.

Color Club Flamingo

This is another polish with a neon quality making it difficult to photograph accurately. I was able to use natural sunlight so this is pretty close! 
I also decided to switch up my nail shape after the fake tip on my middle finger broke and I discovered that my natural nail actually had a bit of length to it! I much prefer having 100% natural nails so I’m going to be super careful so these can grow out long and strong.

Also used in this mani:
Chine Glaze White on White
Mundo de Unas White (Uber Chic 9-01)