nail that accent

possibly relatable french learner things

why do all these words sound the same

learning verb endings that don’t exist in spoken french

giving answers in class like ‘au with x’ and ‘ils parl with ent’

when everyone else nails the accent and you sound like a tourist who is taking the piss

loads of important verbs being irregular

irregulars in general

how do i pronounce thi- oh wait i don’t

why do all these tenses look the same

mrs vandetramp

stromae

what a nice cognate oh no it’s a false friend

what do you mean that word sounds the same too OH MY GOD

convincing yourself that eating croissants is studying

french listening = impossible

when you’ve studied french for 9 years and the only thing you can say is ‘je mange une pomme’

youtube

The guy absolutely nails the accent. So funny.

UPDATE: His name is Katai Kasengele, the interviewer is Kalonde Kasengele and the 3rd is Tolu Fakunle. They run an amazing comedy group at WasasaTV. Go sub and support them.  

Late night pro tip #1

When painting your nails, paint your middle finger a different color. It’ll look pretty, but it will also give you an excuse to flip people off. “Hey, wanna see my accent nail?” *flips person off* *person gets offended* “I was only showing you my accent nail!” *person suddenly not offended*

anonymous asked:

Nobody ik is up right now so sorry. But with the punk au highschool one. 10/10 love that idea like teach me to write stuff. But also what about a semi pastel punk Yuri like at sum point realize he likes flower crowns and certain pastel sweaters but he will forever wear black skinny jeans. And paints his nails with that holographic glittery stuff. Can you tell this is just me still not over flower/rose lover Yuri??{ⅹ}

Oh my goD don’t get me started babydoll

  • Yuri forever battling his desire to look pastel and ethereal and his desire to look punk and totally badass.
  • At first he only made subtle changes to his look; black nail polish with his accent finger a pretty holo style, leather jacket on top of a baby blue sweater, etc. It soon took a more drastic turn.
  • Otabek was never sure how Yuri could pull off skinny jeans as well as a white lily flower crown, but he did - and he looked damn pretty, too.
  • Flowers soon became a staple in Yuri’s looks. There was just something about the gorgeous contrast of combat boots and studded belts against pink roses pinned into long blonde hair.
  • Weekends were where Yuri would really show off his ever evolving style. He’d show up to Otabek’s house in black skinny jeans that showed off his hipbones, and cute crop tops with sayings on them that usually made Beka laugh. 
  • One of Yuri’s favourites was a white crop top with the word “HUNG” printed across the chest in dripping baby pink. He usually wore his leather jacket with the ridiculous amount of zips on top of it, as well as a black choker and his favourite rose quartz necklace. Otabek liked that outfit.
  • When Yuri started stretching his ears, he exclusively wore plain black gauges. Otabek bought him a cute white heart pair for his birthday though, and he wears them almost daily.
  • Most people comment on Yuri’s tongue bar when they see it, but his favourite has to be his kitten navel piercing.
[Femslash February]: Frenemies

*plays Annie soundtrack* you’re only a day behiiiiiind~!

last chlonette prompt for the week! 

(pst. you should read @sadrien‘s nail polish headcanons bc they’re a+)


Day 7: Frenemies (Chlonette)

Words:

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

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“Round 20, Bourgeois!”

Marinette slammed open the classroom door and dramatically pointed at Chloe who was sitting quietly in her seat for once, answering her text messages and catching up on the homework she didn’t do last night. Chloe looked up in disinterest until she realized that it was Marinette issuing her a challenge. Chloe immediatley brushed her books onto Sabrina’s desk and slammed her hand down on the table. “You’re getting your ass kicked today, Dupain-Cheng.”

“Judges!” Marinette called as she dropped her bag off at her desk and went to stand in front of Chloe’s. “Front and center.”

Nino groaned and slumped in his chair. “Uggghhh, I don’t wanna do this. This has been going on for over a month.”

“Say what you want, this is hilarious,” Alya snickered. “Let’s hope it ends today.”

“Keep saying that, and you’ll jinx it,” Adrien warned. 

Sabrina laughed when the three of them came over. “Alright, everyone. Rules have not changed. In the event of a tie, we’ll get a neutral party to split the vote. Agreed?”

Nino, Alya, and Adrien each held up a hand and swore. “Agreed.”

“Alright, Marinette,” Sabrina smiled. “You go first.”

Marinette slammed her hand on the table right next to Chloe’s. “Matte red polish. Ladybugs and roses for the nail art. Rhinestones on the accent nail.”

Chloe smirked. “Tri-color glitter-infused gradient with bumblee nail art on the accent nail.” 

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anonymous asked:

Okay this is kinda a weird one, but could you do Junkrat and Tracer with a gf that is crazy good at impersonations? Like, to the point where she sounds almost exactly like who she's impersonating. Thank you!

Sorry this took a while >w< I hope you enjoy !


Junkrat:

- When you first did an impersonation, Jamie wasn’t facing you and spent the next time minutes completely confused as he couldn’t see anyone else in the room

- Eventually, after having your fun, you revealed that it was you after all. Jamie’s jaw dropped as you repeated your Mercy impression, nailing the accent perfectly

- If you ever did an impersonation of one of the older recruits, he’d lose it and practically start crying with laughter

- He beg for you to do it again and again as he’d find it amazing, much like a young child would and quickly he’d start constructing devious little ‘masterplans’ in his head as to how you two could prank people


Tracer:

- First time you showed Lena, her large brown eyes would sparkle with excitement as she begun to laugh out of amazement

- Blinking around the place, she’d personally drag anyone to listen to you - showing off your special talent proudly before throwing her arm over your shoulder and declaring that her girlfriend is amazing

- She’d practically beg you to teach her to do it, giving you ‘puppy-dog-eyes’ until you agreed. Lena never quite got the hang of it, her British accent singing through whatever she said - which you found awfully cute

- Once when you went out with Tracer on a date, you decided to play a little prank on her. After going shopping for some clothes, you chose some to try on with a smirk on your face. Jumping out from behind the changing curtain where Lena was waiting - you twirled around in some orange leggings, a sheepskin jacket which you rolled up to your elbows and some huge orange sunglasses before striking a pose and saying flawlessly “Cheers luv, the calvary’s here!”.

- This made Lena blush.. very, very badly

Piccolo Accent Challenge
DryeGuy
Piccolo Accent Challenge

I had too much fun doing this.

I got the idea from @chaotictechnocracy!

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.