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That Mother-of-The-Bridezilla Fic
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By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Lee McAvoy/Donna Noble, Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Characters: Donna Noble, Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Sylvia Noble
Additional Tags: Other characters mentioned - Freeform, Fluff, it’s so fluffy I’m gonna die, Crack, maybe? - Freeform, Wedding, wedding florist and photographer au, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, mean sylvia, rude sylvia, over-the-top sylvia, pre-romance ten x rose
Series: Part 14 of I love AUs
Summary:

Sylvia Noble: Mother-of-the-Bridezilla. But Donna, Rose, and Jonathan Smith are quite adept at standing up for themselves.

Response to this fic prompt: I’m the caterer and you’re the florist on a huge expensive wedding and we bond over what an awful person the mother of the bride is AU (with a few adjustments to the prompt).



“That dress does nothing for your figure. You look like a wedding cake topper. What do you need pockets for, anyway? Frosted coral lipstick? I don’t know why you even need a new dress. The one you wore to your first wedding was gorgeous.”

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“Purple and lavender? You know I don’t wear purple. I simply won’t. It is the colour of mourning. But then again, I am in mourning over this marriage.” (sniff sniff)

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“Cupcakes? Really Donna. I know money is tight, but that’s going too far.”

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“This reception hall is in a very rough part of town. No one is going to dare to go to the reception! Afraid their cars will get nicked. Pick someplace else.”

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“You can afford an open bar, but you are serving frozen starters from Tesco. You haven’t even hired a proper caterer.”

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“You are going to need more fairy lights to brighten up this dismal reception hall. At least you found a location in a safe part of town. But I can’t see my hand in front of my—“

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