nah ur not lol

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pearl trying to teach jasper ballet is such a looonnng process 

and jasper certainly didnt ask for lessons because of any swooning type reasons, of course not

  • tobho: omg shit it's THE LORD HAND give him ur helmet!!
  • gendry: lol nah fam
  • tobho: the fuck he's a LORD
  • gendry: it's mine fuck him
  • eddard: shit he's Robert's.
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i’m bored and cute af
i’m wearing fake af glasses
[anime sound] tch

anonymous asked:

I tried desperately for about a week straight to call my ex and break up with him but he refused to answer my calls :/ I ended up leaving a 10 min long voice mail and sending a text and I know it sounds selfish but I’m still kinna broke up over it because it doesn’t feel like a real end lol

nah ur good bud

anonymous asked:

"that's taylor swift's sweater" how did u get her sweater do u mean merch did she gift u it ur cute

lol nah fam it’s just the same sweater as the one she wore for the att commercial, and the one she told me “i have a picture of you on my phone wearing my sweater!!” 

ANNOYING THINGS THE SIGNS SAY
  • Aries: "ur wrong im right bye"
  • Taurus: "nah"
  • Gemini: "i don't care lol"
  • Cancer: "no im fine"
  • Leo: "u jelly bro?"
  • Virgo: "um, well, actually..."
  • Libra: "but thats not fair"
  • Scorpio: "i kno u so well..."
  • Sagittarius: "u kno what?"
  • Capricorn: "seriously..."
  • Aquarius: "haha get it?"
  • Pisces: "idk anything is cool"

anonymous asked:

i used to involve myself heavily with feminism/activism/politics but my depression got worse and my psychosis too (im schizophrenic) so reading abt the govt can trigger delusions. so now i just say “im not into politics” but apparently thats bad like as if politics dont affect me (im autistic mentally ill gay trans) but .... reading about that stuff harms me more. am i bad?

nah man ur good lol

tfw ur just casually performing ur song then sUDDENLY THERE IT IS THE BEAUTIFUL LOVELY AMAZING OBJECT that is toothpaste and everyone in the squad be like:

  • Solas: you have an indomitable spirit I have yet to see it dominated. I imagine the sight would be....fascinating
  • Inquisitor: .......
  • Solas: .......
  • A little while later...
  • *sexy noises*
  • Varrick: lol get it chuckles
  • Cassandra: [disgusted noise]