nah man i kid

anonymous asked:

Hi i'm a tad confused. You and cran actually don't like each other or y'all just joking around with each other?

I hate that man so much

nah I kid I’m joking with him c:  its all fun and games! if not I wouldn’t tweet and respond to him! why would I waste my energy talking to someone I don’t like?

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simple but effective. Happy day of birth you old goofball. nah I’m just kidding, 22 isn’t too old. I hope you have a fantastic birthday and that you spend it with people who make you smile and laugh. I’m sending nothing but love your way sunshine. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

combatincombatboots  asked:

Is toast in trig fiyatous? 🤔

Toast? Toast?! You think they got toasters up in there? Nah, man, toast is gone. A distant memory.

Nah, I’m just kidding. You can make toast on a skillet with fire. I do know some things. I was just trying to buy myself some time to see if I’d come up with something for “toast” in Trigedasleng… Got nothing. I keep wanting to call it “warmed bread”, which is what I call it in English. Fayatous… lol Just like gon and fayagon. I don’t think the sense would be the same, though. Fayatous is probably a better translation of Terry Pratchett’s dwarves’ battlebread. How’s that for a fandom crossover?

You know what was a great movie?

I mean seriously this movie was a gem:

  • it’s about a bunch of 12 year olds who rob a bank. and actually pull it off. 
  • The main character is Maddy and it is originally her idea to rob this bank with some insane pimped out security system to help pay for her father’s medical procedure
  • baby Kristen Stewart
  • baby Corbin Bleu
  • I’m pretty sure Maddy is ace
  • This movie shows just how petty boys can be
  • I mean seriously they were all gung ho ready to help her rob this bank but the moment she’s all “no I don’t want to date either of you I want to save my dad” they’re all “pssh well fine we don’t wanna help”
  • like, they literally throw a fit and bail on her because she’s more concerned for her dad than their poor little feelings
  • THEN THAT BITCH PLAYS THEM LIKE A HARP
  • SHE LIKE “NAH MAN I WAS JUST KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YOU HERE’S A TOKEN TO SHOW I MEAN IT BUT DON’T TELL THE OTHER GUY”
  • AND THESE SUCKERS BELIEVED HER
  • I mean the token thing comes back to bite her in the ass but once again shows how petty these two are because once they find out what she did THEY BAIL ON HER AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HEIST BOYS ARE SO STUPID AND CHILDISH MY GOD
  • (yeah I know they’re 12 but so what it still rings true for older guys too)
  • But yeah they actually manage to pull this shit off which includes fucking CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF A GODDAMN ROOM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE TO GET THE MONEY IN THE SAFE SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING 
  • MADDY IS FUCKING HARDCORE OKAY
  • And then at the end they actually make it to the hospital before the police get them and THE FUCKERS DON’T EVEN GET CAUGHT
  • MADDY’S MOM JUMPS IN LIKE “oh they were testing my security system and clearly it sucks since it only took three 12 year olds to crack it”
  • THEY GET OFF SCOTT FREE
  • I mean yeah they still had to return the money but still like holy shit how do you get away with robbing a fucking bank that your mom works for
  • Did I mention that the whole time they’re doing this they’re babysitting Maddy’s little brother who’s like 4 years old? Fucking BA
  • AND THEN AT THE END THE TWO FUCKBOYS TRY TO GET MADDY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AGAIN
  • AND SHE LIKE “AIGHT CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I’LL PICK”
  • THEY DO AND THEN THAT BITCH JUST RUNS AWAY
  • SO LIKE, I’M PRETTY SURE SHE’S ACE
  • ACE OR GAY
  • Seriously this was a great movie just wow
  • Cassandra: Solas- I'm surprised you've stayed with us so long.
  • Solas: What can I say? I like the booty.
  • Cassandra:
  • Inquisitor:
  • Solas: Nah nah man I'm just kidding. I'm just here because my friend took my Elven artifact away and I kind of want it back. He just happens to be this way...but I had u guys goin' didn't I? *gun hands*
Frozen

Most people hate that frozen is so over popular. But you know what? I fucking love it because there’s so much merchandise to buy. I bet the stores think they’re selling it to little kids. Nah man, I’m 18, a freshman in college and I’m buying a shit ton of frozen pillows.