I just thought back to “Hearts still beating”. Back when we thought that Jesus saved Daryl.
But now we now that it actually wasn’t him, but Sherry who wrote the letter.
Still, he was there.
There was no reason for him to be there.
Still, he was. The writers wanted him to be there. Why, you ask? Because Daryl needed someone. Someone who’s with him so that he’s not alone after something like this. And this someone was Jesus.
First, I was really disappointed to find out that it wasn’t Jesus who wrote the letter and saved Daryl, but now that I think of this, it’s even better. Because Daryl could’ve done this on his own, but no, the writers wanted Jesus to be there with him.
I don’t know about you, but this seems quite important to me.
Someone asked him on the cruise whether Daryl and Jesus would get together and he replied, “No! There cannot be enough exclamation points after that no.”
Personally I never shipped Daryl and Jesus together (nor did I think it would happen), but the way GN responded, especially on the heels of just joking with NR about Daryl having sex with Shiva, was incredibly uncalled for. He showed more disgust over the possibility of two men having a relationship than a man screwing an animal.
"At last I have summoned thee, o foul lord of things arcane!"
"'Summoned'? Nah man, you couldn't summon much more than a fart. I'm here for personal reasons."
"I... wait, what?"
"Look, dude. What is this supposed to be?"
"My conjuring circle?"
"Your conjuring *what*?"
"My... conjuring circle... taken from the ancient grimoire of Ar--"
"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever, I don't care. This point is, this isn't a circle. This is a fucking pear-shape. Whoever heard of a conjuring pear? You, my friend, are one lousy wizard."
"Hey...! It's not easy to draw a perfect circle, especially one so big!"
"Yes, it is! Listen. You wanted me to teach your arcane secrets. Well, how's this for arcane? Put a rock in the middle of a room and tie a string to it. Use that to draw your circle, like a giant compass. Viola! No more shitty-ass demon pears."
"No prob. Hey, next time you try to summon me, skip the blood sacrifice. I like piña coladas - with those little paper umbrellas in them, ya know? They make me feel like I'm a giant guy eating a pool party."
This initially started out as just Pining!Keith stuff, but then it turned into Modern!HighSchool!AU stuff where Keith has basically gone an entire week trying to write a letter for Lance, and, in that time, Lance has managed to basically tag an entire wall with his desperate heartfelt pleas to ask Keith to prom.
Needless to say, it’s cliche and tacky and adorable
light giggle be STIFLED slightly beneath the force of her bastard sibling’s great PALM to the top of a c h i l d ‘ s skull. ( though HARDLY so human.. nay, true stark to the bone amongst her litter of tully auburn manes; was she NOT much more pup than babe–?)
aye, for dare the girl nearly utter a GROWL in response to the gesture – fingers splaying ‘til open palms may come to s h o v e against jon’s broad chest with all her might.. though, much to her dismay, she barely brought budge to his mass.
❛UGH–! NOW MOTHER will want to b r u s h it again–!❜ she declares, though with only a slightly faux sense of tragedy.
Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.
Oh, like his alternative eyepatch collection; the location of the secret fancy bathrooms; his alcoholic butterbeer recipe; that stuff about S.H.I.E.L.D. being taken over by HYDRA; where the missing socks really end up...
Anakin’s Force Ghost: [watching very loud TV] Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [sitting next to him, wearing glasses and reading a book called Coming to Terms With Your Traumatic Life] Luke: [staring at them, annoyed] You know, eventually one of us is going to have to go talk to him. Anakin: [still watching TV, disinterested] …talk to who, son? Luke: …Ben, dad. Obi-Wan: [smiling] Why, I’m right here, Luke. And you can talk to me any time. Luke: You know who I’m talking about, Obi-Wan. Knock it off. Anakin: …don’t sass your Obi-Wan like that, Luke. Luke: [shutting off the TV] GUYS. BEN. DARK SIDE. LITTLE HELP HERE. Are you seriously just going to sit here and watch soap operas while the universe goes to hell again?! One of us has to try and talk some sense into him! I think it should be one of you. Anakin: [immediately] Not it. [looks at Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan: Ohhhh, no. I’ve put in my time trying to make people in this family see reason. I’m not helping that brat. It’s bad enough Leia gave him my name. Anakin: …there you go! He’s Ben, you’re Ben….you’re his, uh, Great Uncle? Just give him that face you always used to give me when I did something stupid. Obi-Wan: [makes a face] Anakin: That’s the one! There. See? You already know what to do. You’ve got this. Obi-Wan: [defeated sigh]