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As some of you know I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student- and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. Have a nice life without me fuckers. // The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

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After Joël has left Anita turns her phone back on. There are several missed calls from George, and one text asking if she’s okay. A voicemail message from her boss asking her to go in and sign some papers so he can grant her long service leave.  Another voicemail message from Saffy, asking her where she is. She rings Saffy and tells her that she decided not to go back to work today. And that she spent the night at Joël’s.
Saffron: Shut up! Weren’t you supposed to be having dinner with that other guy? The one with the motorbike?
Anita: Yeah, I did. But…I had to face facts. It wasn’t really working. We just weren’t compatible.
Saffron: Wow. I just can’t believe Joël took you back.

the signs as things my friend said when she was drunk
  • Aries: "i’ve been on the floor for twenty minutes, this sandal next to my head is now my friend"
  • Taurus: "i'm so-" *hiccup* "i forgot"
  • Gemini: "i'm gonna throw up" *grins*
  • Cancer: "my pants are unbuttoned. but they’re not off. my pants are unbuttoned but i didn’t take them off?!"
  • Leo: *stares at a picture of the solar system longingly* “look at that preTTY PRETTY PICTURE”
  • Virgo: *breathes heavily* "i just burped"
  • Libra: "great now i really want pancakes" *sighs*
  • Scorpio: *points at giant picture of moon on the wall and then points to small picture of milky way in a book* "HOW DOES THAT FIT THERE"
  • Sagittarius: *breathes in through the nose and out through the mouth* "i feel a bit, sick" *tips head back*
  • Capricorn: *burps and then gets scared from the loud noise* "what was that"
  • Aquarius: "i took it from the adult table it smells so alcoholic"
  • Pisces: "im so-" *hiccup* "i forgot"
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