I. Peter Guillam / Hector Dixon

II. Khan Noonien Singh / Arthur Dent

III. Julian Assange / Oliver Chamberlain

IV. Sherlock Holmes / John Watson

V. Richard III (Benedict) / Richard III (Martin)

timesvigilante asked:

Professor. I’ve been thinkin’. Now I’ve got some questions. Yer regenerations, are they like extra lives? Yer like Contra, except ya change yer face. When ya run outta lives do ya just pop a quarter in and off ya go? Or do ya only get so many continues?

“What is Contra?
 And where am I supposed to pop the quarters in, exactly?”

delilah--grace asked:

"It’s over." "I think you should leave." [hola bby <3]

Wait, no. Come on, D. I fucked up. I fucked up and I’m sorry. I told you from the beginning, this was a bad idea, but it’s been going on too long now I can’t do this without you. Let me make it up to you. Just give me one more fucking chance and I swear to god I won’t hurt you again. You’re my girl. You’re it for me.

Are you sure you want me to leave? Because once I walk out, that’s it. Sera and I are out of your life.

kuronekolily asked:

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 blogs who deserve it per hour. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them!

Mun: Ooooh my gooooood. QAQ

grumps internally

my boss just called and was sorta angry because i didnt come to work today but like???? on wednesday you told me you’d text me and tell me when i have to come in???? you never texted me??? i cant read your mind??????? sorry