na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-batman!

  • Old Man: Gotham needs a protector. If you become a symbol against fear, Gotham can be reborn.
  • In the distance: NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA, BATMAN!!! NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA, BATMAN!!! NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA, BATMAN!!! NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA, BATMAN!!! NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA, BATMAN!!!
LoveHacks Characters as Textposts (Part 1)
  • mc: "that was impulsive. you probably shouldn't have done that" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • mark: *on the first date* uh ... heh ... *sweats* umm ... so uh do you say 'gif' or 'jif' hahaha
  • ben: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BREASTMILK ... BATMAN! i meant batman! "lmao i'm dying" don't worry breastmilk will save you
  • cole: you've heard of grand theft auto, now get ready for STEALY WHEELY AUTOMOBILEY
  • brooke: it's very important that i'm both cute and powerful
  • horatio: me at a party: gosh golly! this beat is ... whoo! this beat is ... DANDY!
  • sereena: "you promised not to tell" hitler promised not to invade czechoslovakia, jeremy. welcome to the real world
  • leah: i'm a lesbiab. lesbiam. less bien. "it's okay take your time" girls
  • felix: *eats a handful of chili pepper* AM I HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YET
  • isabel: "are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" i'm a knife
  • tj: "women aren't complicated. you're just dumb" O.O
  • martin: i take the R out of pretty

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! Batman, Batman, Batman!

Na Na Na (Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)    
This is not Batman.

Everyone must kill.
But those who are still human
know that it is wrong.

They have named him Kid,
but he chose Kobra because
he spits poison, too.

The radio crackles.
Likely to broadcast warnings.
Jet hopes for guitars.

The Girl is asleep.
Only now she looks as young
as she really is.

anonymous asked:

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN?

Batman taught us the “my parents died in front of me when I was 8” plot point, which was crucial for the backstories of Jet and Mako.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!! 😹 

Look at the… thing I’m sleeping in. I wish I could go to work like this.

Anyway…

Good luck with your jobs, exams, meetings, asparagus… What?

Go home Google, you’re drunk. And now I’m gonna be late for work :D