At a thanksgiving dinner

Aunt: so when are you gonna get yourself a girlfriend?

Me, a gay: idk, maybe when I get things straight, you know, most people would say I’m not in the right mindset.

Aunt: don’t even think about it. Just find someone and try it out.

Me, to self: is that why you’re going on your 3rd divorce?

*mentally sips tea*


Bakuboys!! Why must their hair be so difficult to draw?

How the team finds out Lance is Bi

*teams is at a male only populated planet*

Shiro: I wonder why there’s only males here.

Hunk: At least, I think they’re all males?

Pidge: *nods* Yeah, Allura and Coran both told us that this is a male dominate planet.

Keith: *I don’t know, he just, licks his knife or something edgy like that*

Shiro: Lance? Are you okay? You’ve been unnaturally quiet.

Lance: *folds hands, crouches down, and deeply inhales*

Team: ……

Aliens: …..


Keith: jeSUS CHRIST!

Hunk: *whispers* hallelujah it’s raining men

Lance: AMEN!!!