Because you know what the world needs? Melarue as an Inquisition companion. @scurvgirl and I were fiddling around with the idea of former Nameless Leader Melarue waking up in DA;I times and coming to the aid of one Inquisitor Kassaran Adaar. So the Companion Mel AU is a thing now. You’re all welcome. 

when i’m at the farm i can cook just fine but here i am in my own damn house and i couldn’t get my shit together enough to figure out what takeout to order and so i just put a frozen pizza in the oven and burned the shit out of my arm like what the fuck who does that

anyway that hurts and sucks. 

It is like I am two separate people, and that is a damn shame.