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Poor Robby. From sci fi’s most iconic robot to toilet paper pitchman. By 1980, the automaton who had shared scenes with Academy Award-nominee Walter Pidgeon was now being upstaged by Mr. Whipple.

i saw this today while on Twitter and I am FURIOUS
I hate these god damn bears with a burning passion

they’re just?? So horrible like they are a family of bears who act like normal people EXCEPT they all have an extreme yet unexplainable fascination with TOILET PAPER??? And then they have more bear friends!!! Who ALSO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH TOILET PAPER!!!!

nobody ever brings up toilet paper in casual conversation EXCEPT THESE (PROBABLY TEAM VALOR SUPPORTING) BEARS??? Do you know how weird that is??? They talk about how good their toilet paper is at keeping them clean in the same way that normal people talk about the weather.

what happens when they interact with non-toilet paper lovers??
“Oh hey there Jim how’s the kids”
“well thanks to Charmin Ultra Strong ™ they’re cleaned better with fewer sheets haha”

NOT TO MENTION THIS AD IN THE PICTURE IS ITS WHOLE SEPARATE PROBLEM!!!
YOU CANT WRITE “cleans better with fewer sheets!!!” AS IF YOU CARE ABOUT WASTING SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER, LITERALLY ON AT LEAST 15 SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER
“oh well we didn’t waste sheets while using it for its intended purpose so now we have more to waste on aRTS AND CRAFTS!!!”

It’s like if you have to print an assignment but you don’t wanna waste paper so you print it all on one page AND THEN TO CELEBRATE YOU PRINT OUT 6 PEICES OF PAPER, EACH HAVING ONE LETTER FROM THE WORD “HOORAY” WRITTEN ON IT

this makes me so angry I cannot believe these horrible beings dared to advertise themselves to me