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Viktor Vasnetsov, Maria Magdalene (mural for St. Vladimir’s Cathedral, Kiev)

The red egg comes from an old Christian legend. Mary Magdalene was invited to a banquet held by the emperor Tiberius and, holding a plain egg in her hand, proclaimed “Christ is risen!” The emperor burst out laughing, saying that a man rising from the dead was as likely as the egg turning red in her hand. Before the words were out of his mouth, the egg was a brilliant blood red, and Mary continued preaching before the imperial court.

Weather Update

These are current pictures from Roscoe Blvd:

It seems that only Roscoe Blvd is experiencing this freak snowstorm at the moment. We will keep you updated as more develops.

Remember to stay warm, have a flashlight and emergency blanket, be careful on your commute today, and a bucket full of salt to ward off demons. They don’t like the winter season for some reason, but best to play it safe.

OH MY G OS H HELLO FR I E N DS I’M LIKE TWENTY EIGHT BILLION Y E AR S LATE FOR THE STRANGER THINGS TRAIN

BUT I JUST FINISHED IT AND I ADORED EVERY SE CON D BUT I HAVE JUST ON E COMPLAINT

W H AT ABOUT B A R B

“Keith, my man, my buddy, you’re ruining the mood here by laughing at me.”

“You’re the one spinning us in circles while wailing a freaking Dashboard Confessional song–”

“Hey, sweetheart, it’s called serenading–I am serenading you, with a song of your people, because we don’t have actual music to dance to.”

“Wait, what do you mean ‘my people’?”

“You know, an emo song. Full of emotional declarations like: ’My hopes are so high so your kiss might kill me’.”

“Oh my god.”

He loves him anyway.

ughhghgh ghgghg ghgh

hel p me 

butler choro and master kara………..dont ask,,,///