n: 100

imagine if you were a businessman going about your daily life and then an italian man half your size throws his hat at you and controls you and you cant even scream

YOU DON’T NEED HIM LORDE YOU’RE ONE OF THE BEST SONGWRITERS OF OUR GENERATION YOU’RE AN INDEPENDENT BITCH AND ONE DAY YOU’LL FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO CHOOSES TO KEEP LOVING YOU AND YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THAT BOY YOU’RE NOT A LIABILITY YOU JUST KEEP GETTING GRAMMYS GIRL AND DON’T FOCUS ON THESE WEAK ASS BOYS WHO CAN’T HANDLE YOUR POWER AND FAME

Shout out to Dream Daddy for sounding like it is gonna be a gross dd/lg game but actually being a gay dating sim where everyone happens to be a dad. So much better than I ever thought something with that title would be.