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Dean Spam #3: Needy Dean - Request

Requested by anon: The reader is on the phone and Dean wants her attention so he hangs up on the person she’s talking to.

Pairing: Dean Winchester x reader

Word count: 926

Warnings: Bit of swearing.

A/N: Since the mistake was smut, I felt like it was fair to write this as fluff.

Originally posted by canonspngifs

“Yes, OK… Sure…” (Y/N) continued. Her phone was in her ear and she was writing down the information that the person on the other side of the phone was dictating. “Aha, sure… Yeah… Wait, can you repeat that? Yeah… Thanks, got it…”

Dean groaned for the millionth time in the past three hours. He was needy, he wanted to cuddle and (Y/N) was ignoring him. She had been on the phone for three, almost four, hours and it didn’t look like she would stop anytime soon.

“How do you spell that?” (Y/N) asked, “Right, ok, is it a B or a V? Ok… When? Sure, yeah… Don’t worry…”

Dean inhaled deeply.  His limbs were tingling, begging to hold her in his arms, and his lips were tickling and craving for her kiss.

She had flipped his whole life upside down. Her (Y/H/C) hair and (Y/E/C) eyes were all he could think about; her smell, her voice, and the taste of her lips invaded his mind every night. When they were in the same room, Dean couldn’t help but to stare at her in adoration and have the strange need to be all over her.

She knew Dean was getting frustrated, and so she gestured a sign to let him know she would hang up. Dean groaned again because that gestured only meant she would take longer than he expected.

He stood up from his chair and started walking in circles around the table, not moving his eyes from (Y/N). He looked like a lion hunting his prey; except he didn’t want to kill (Y/N) but rather do all kinds of fluffy stuff he would’ve never thought of craving before she entered the picture.

She used to be a regular girl who just so happened to have the bad luck of surviving a vampire attack during a slumber party. The boys were impressed by her and how good she took it in spite of having seen her friends being either murdered or kidnapped.

The boys had refused to take her with them on the vampire hunt, but she found a way to sneak in and save the few living girls left. Dean couldn’t help but feel all tingly when seeing her cutting the last vampire’s head off.

The rest happened easily. She joined them, after months of them telling her no, and they trained her. She was a fast learner, so she was kicking ass very quickly. She moved in with them to the bunker, and the time spent with Dean became unbearable to him.

She was just so… tempting. The way her hips swayed when she walked, or that cute pout that she did when she was about to kill a monster, and the wonderful breakfasts she cooked and the pie after a successful hunt. It felt like Chuck had sent Dean someone especially made for him, someone to compensate him for all the bullshit he had gone through.

He didn’t have to be chick-flick kind of romantic to make her his girlfriend. No, all he did was ask her out to drink a beer and confessed his feelings after a terrible karaoke session in which they sang “Can’t fight this feeling” by REO Speedwagon. She said yes, and so they ended up together.

“Alright, that’s enough.” Dean fumed and walked closer to (Y/N), taking the phone off her hands and ignoring her complaints. “Hello? Jody? Yeah, you’ve been talking for four hours. No, I get it, yeah… Ok, good, bye.” And so he hung up the phone.

“Dean!” She squealed.

“(Y/N)!” He squealed back, outing her phone away and extending his arms. “Come here.”

“That phone call was important.” She argued, pouting like a baby.

“But you were taking so looooong…” Dean argued back.

Sam, who was just passing by to ask them what they wanted for dinner, couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that they had started using their children voices and were arguing with very poor fundaments. They were literally arguing like kids.

She stood up from her chair. “You can’t be mad at me, sweetheart.” Dean purred, holding her waist and pulling her closer to him.

“But… We were planning a surprise party for Claire.” She insisted although she allowed Dean to pull her in as close as possible without hesitation.

“Her birthday is in two months,” Dean whined.

“But it needs to be prepared.” She replied.

“Fine, call Jody back after you cuddle with me.” Dean begged, “Please, baby.”

(Y/N) took in a deep breath and melted in his embrace. Her forehead was resting on his chest and her whole body was lazily standing thank to his strong arms.

Dean kissed the top of her head, making sure to compliment her as much as possible. “Please, just cuddle with me.”

“I can’t say no to you, can I?” She surrendered.

“Nope,” Dean responded as a victorious smile grew on his face.


“When you two stop being a pair of cheesy fuckers,” Sam mocked them, storming their room without knocking, “do let me know what you want for dinner.”

“Options, Sam, options,” Dean spoke from the crook of (Y/N)’s neck.

“Bacon burgers, or maybe I could go to…”

“Sam, that is out of the question.” Dean interrupted his brother.

“Bacon burgers.” (Y/N) spoke at the same time as Dean. The hunter lifted his head to meet her face to face.

“That is my girl.” Dean cheered, and Sam left after rolling his eyes. “I’m so in love with you.”

“You cheeky fucker…” She giggled, “I love you too.”

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Breakfast vocabulary

Originally posted by butteryplanet

mic dejun (n) – breakfast

  • mâncare (f) – food
  • legumă (f) – vegetable
  • roșie (f) – tomato
  • castravete (m) – cucumber
  • măslină (f) – olive
  • salată (f) - salad
  • fruct (n) - fruit
  • fructe confiate - dried fruit
  • măr (n) – apple
  • portocală (f) – orange
  • lămâie (f) – lemon
  • marmeladă (f), gem (n), dulceață (f) – jam
  • pâine (f) – bread
  • pâine prăjită (f) – toast
  • chiflă (f) – bun
  • pateu (n) – pastry
  • sandviș (n) - sandwich
  • corn (n) – croissant
  • biscuit (m) – biscuit
  • fursec (n) – cookie
  • brioșă, madlenă, prăjiturică (f) – cupcake, muffin
  • cereale (f, pl) - cereals


  • pateu (n) – pâté
  • crenvurst (m) – sausage
  • șuncă presată (f) – ham
  • salam (n) – salami
  • kaizer (n) – bacon
  • ou (n) – egg
  • ou prăjit – fried egg
  • omletă (f) – omelette
  • brânză (f), cașcaval (n) – cheese
  • iaurt (n) – yoghurt

  • unt (n) – butter
  • sare (f) – salt
  • zahăr (n) – sugar
  • ulei (n) – oil
  • oțet (n) – vinegar
  • miere (f) – honey 


  • băutură (f) – drink
  • apă (f) – water
  • lapte (n) – milk
  • lapte cu ciocolată – chocolate milk
  • lapte cu cacao – cocoa
  • lapte degresat – skimmed milk
  • lapte semi degresat – semi-skimmed milk
  • lapte de soia – soy milk
  • cafea (f) – coffee
  • cafea decofeinizată - decaffeinated coffee
  • cafea cu lapte – coffee with milk
  • ceai (n) – tea
  • ceai de mentă – mint tea
  • suc (n) – juice
  • suc de fructe – fruit juice
  • suc de mere – apple juice
  • limonadă – lemonade
  • oranjadă – orangeade

  • ziar (n) – newspaper
  • masă (f) – table
  • scaun (n) – chair
  • cană (f) – mug
  • carafă (f) – jug
  • ceașcă (f) – tea cup
  • farfurie (f) – plate
  • platou (n), tavă (f) – tray
  • castron (n), bol (n) – bowl
  • ceainic (n) – teapot
  • ibric (n) – coffee pot
  • cafetieră (f) – coffee maker
  • prăjitor de pâine (n) – toaster
  • aragaz (n) – stove

  • a mânca – to eat
  • a bea – to drink
  • a lua micul dejun - to have breakfast
  • mai vrei…? – do you want more…?
  • Pofta bună! – Enjoy your meal!
  • Sărut-mâna pentru masă! – Thank you for the meal!

anonymous asked:

I can't get over the typo in one line of Sammy's dialogue. It was something about Bendy being lord and savior, but "savior" is misspelled "savor". It's very minor, but it's one of those where once you find it, you can't stop thinking about it.

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Bacon-Wrapped Mac and Cheese

1. The popular geek.

Originally posted by certifiedtaehyung

BTS (Taehyung & Jungkook )x Reader 

Gender: Male x Female
Genre: Highschool au
Warning: Drugs, Alcohol.
Word count: 5k


Summary: Having a popular older brother is not all that it seems.
Hoseok is the popular half of the Jung siblings, he parties, and lives by his own rules. A true bad boy.
Y/N is the geek half of the Jung siblings, she loves to organize roleplaying games with her friends and lives by the rules laid out for her. A true goody two shoes.
But when Y/N gets mixed up in two of Hoseok’s friends her normal ‘geek’ life start to take an unexpected turn.

Fingers glide over the pink fabric of a fuzzy sweater, trying to smooth out the unwanted wrinkles. Wiggling the brown leather belt a bit more up Y/N gave herself a last look in the mirror to see if anything was out of place. Y/N didn’t care much for her appearance, but she did care if she would be walking around school with a huge stain on her jeans or sweater. She wasn’t ready for that kind of humiliation.

“Kids, breakfast!” Her mother yelled from downstairs.

“Coming!” Y/N yelled back. Turning away from the mirror she grabbed her black backpack and her red high top converse and began to run down the stairs.
“No running down the stairs!” Her mother warned, but by the time she said that Y/N was already downstairs, practically launching herself into the kitchen with a big smile.
“Good morning!” She chirped. Her mother who was behind the stove turned around to give her an equally bright smile “morning dear, have you seen your brother on your way down?” By the mentioning of her brother Y/N grimaced “Mom, it’s morning please don’t ruin it.” Y/N’s mother let out a deep sigh as she went back to her frying pan.
Taking a seat at the dining table Y/N furrowed as she missed a second person at the table who was usually nose deep in the morning newspaper.

“Mom, where’s dad?” Her mother gulped at the question, preparing herself for the storm that was about to come. “He left early this morning.”

“He-He what? He can’t do that!” Y/N yelled “He was my ride to school? How else am I going to school?” Turning off the fire Y/N’s mother brought the frying pan over to Y/N, sliding the bacon on her plate before taken a few steps back.
“Well, you’re brother offered to take you.” And here comes the storm.

“Excuse me? He is going to take me?”

“You aren’t the only one who’s unhappy about this.” Speaking of the devil. Entering the kitchen in all leather came in Y/N’s brother. “Then why did you agree?” Y/N asked her voice laced with venom. “Because dad pays me hella cash for driving a twerp like you.”
Before Y/N could jam her fork inside of her brother their mother stepped in “enough! It’s morning. Now Hoseok, sit down and have breakfast with us.” Hoseok shook his head as he reached out for an apple out of the fruit bowl that was placed in the middle of the table. As he took the apple he “accidentally” hit Y/N across the head.
Glaring at him Hoseok simply shrugged his shoulders. “Sorry mom, the teacher asked me if I could come to school early.”

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the masters and their mcdonalds order
  • delgado: would order a very expensive burger, those that r like premium double meat n bacon n he would order no fries
  • He eats it with fork n knife
  • Crispy: doesnt care his taste buds r dead but he goes for an ice cream n mayb dips fries on it (he stole the fries from macqueen)
  • Ainley: orders a barbecue type one n is extremely adamant abt the pickle content he does not want to see a single pickle
  • Roberts: has a classic style big mac and his nuggets convo, also orders a McFlurry. Onion rings instead of fries
  • MacQueen: orders a chicken one not bc he cares for the flavor but bc he wants to torment crispy. Always tries the sauces but then complains sayin they ruined the flavor even tho he should kno he won't like the sauces. Eats like half of it bitchin n has his fries instead. Also enjoys an apple pie thingy
  • Yana: always orders a salad n encourages everyone else to do the same. Big fan of desserts
  • Simm: that hoe who is there to be disruptive. Orders the current and edgy new burger that has like Doritos on it, eats too quickly n wont shut up abt how he always picks the best burger even tho it looks gross. Volunteers to pick up everyone's drinks at the machine but hes just that asshole who mixes all the sodas which rlly upsets Yana who just wanted iced tea. Orders n M;ms mcflurry everytime but never eats it. Eventually copies Delgado in cutlery use. also gets like two of everything he eats a lot
  • Missy: always has the happy meal for the toy every time. Everyone offers her fries n she always accepts. Always complains that her burger is tiny so she also has chicken nuggets. Probably teams up with MacQueen on the chicken torment. Eats Simms M&Ms McFlurry