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    A I S L I N   “ B L A C K   K N I G H T “   D O N O G H U E

                                                  W A N T E D

                                       D E A D   O R   A L I V E

                              2 , 4 0 0 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0   B E L I

Me in the last hour

Me: Ahh life is good
Youtube: *uploads youtube 2015*
Me: OMGOMGOMG phan and youtubers and shite
Me: *watches video*

Me: Holy shit what they are SITTING on EACH OTHER, and they are TOUCHING I CAN’T PROCESS THIS *deeply inhaling*
Me *watches behind the scenes*

Me: THIS IS SO CUTE! *squeals* Little angels pure as-
Me: EXCUSE ME PHILIP LESTER, where is your hand?????
Me: *Goes on twitter* *recovering from the battle of phangirling*

Me: O K A Y  I M  N O T  O K A Y  W H O  A L L O W E D  T H I S  T H E Y 
W H E R E  T O U C H I N G  T H E N  T H E Y  D I D  I T  L I K E  2 0 T I M E S *falls out of a window* *screams into the distance* *runs into the distance* *makes the world record of most squareflakes made*

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P R O J E C T “E X O D U S”: Classified Research Files
Tenth Subject - 2 B 0 O
Codename: D. O.
Species: U N K N O W N
Experimentation - Terrakinesis
Location: Colorado, USA
Status: REACTIVATED - RED ALERT DISPOSE ALL TARGETS