DM: …and as your sword slices through the imp, it bursts into more of that grainy white powder that it sprayed you with earlier. It’s now clear to all of you that these creatures are made entirely out of salt.
my mom and dad had a little fight and now she’s in the couch watching tv and he’s in their bedroom and he’s just shouting at her “i love you” and she’s like “hmm. why?” and he just says “because i do” and im here like???? will i ever find love like that? probably not