mythings!

Kuan Yin, goddess of compassion. Kuan means Earth and Yin is the female life force. She is a completely enlightened Buddha who made a promise in the distant past that after reaching complete enlightenment she would always appear in female form for the benefit of all beings. By iconographic category and hierarchy she is a meditational deity and her appearance is that of a peaceful deity. Kuan Yin has strength which is embraced by softness.” 

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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TROJAN WAR. THE GREEKS ARE HYPED AS FUCK TO GO AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME TROJANS. BUT THERE’S SOME SHITTY PROPHECY ABOUT HOW THE FIRST FUCKER TO JUMP OFF HIS SHIP WILL BE THE FIRST FUCKER TO DIE. 

THE OTHER GREEKS ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS PROPHECY BULLSHIT, BUT PROTESILAUS DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK. HE FUCKING JUMPS OFF THE SHIP AND IS IMMEDIATELY KILLED BY HECTOR. HE’S DEAD. THE STORY’S FUCKING OVER.

HA NO. HIS WIFE LAODAMIA IS SO FUCKING SAD ABOUT HIS DEATH THAT SHE BEGS THE GODS TO LET HER SEE HIM AGAIN. FOR SOME WEIRD REASON THEY AGREE, AND PROTESILAUS IS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE FOR THREE HOURS. THEN HE FUCKING DIES AGAIN. WHAT A BASTARD.

LAODAMIA IS NOW EVEN MORE SAD SO SHE HAS SOMEONE MAKE A LIFELIKE BRONZE SCULPTURE OF HIM. IT’S SO FUCKING LIFE-LIKE THAT HER DAD WALKS IN ON HER FUCKING THIS BRONZE SEX-DOLL. WHAT THE FUCK. 

HER FATHER IS PRETTY CONFUSED BY HIS CRAZY FUCKTRUMPET OF A DAUGHTER, TELLS HER TO STOP BEING WEIRD AND BURNS THE STATUE. BUT LAODAMIA IS STILL PRETTY MESSED UP, SO SHE JUMPS ON THE FIRE AND BURNS WITH IT. 

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HOCKEY PLAYERS AS GREEK MYTHS | Hilary Knight » Athena

Athena (/əˈθiːnə/; Greek: Ἀθηνᾶ), is the goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, mathematics, olive oil, strength, war strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill in ancient Greek religion and mythology. Minerva is the Roman goddess identified with Athena. Athena is known for her calm temperament, as she moves slowly to anger. She is noted to have only fought for just reasons, and would not fight without a purpose.

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HOCKEY PLAYERS AS GREEK MYTHS | Beau Bennett » Helios

Helios (/ˈhiːli.ɒs/; Ancient Greek: Ἥλιος Hēlios) was the personification of the Sun in Greek mythology. He is the son of the Titan Hyperion and the Titaness Theia (Hesiod) and brother of the goddesses Selene, the moon, and Eos, the dawn. Helios was described as a handsome titan crowned with the shining aureole of the Sun, who drove the chariot of the sun across the sky each day to earth-circling Oceanus and through the world-ocean returned to the East at night. In the Homeric hymn to Helios, Helios is said to drive a golden chariot drawn by steeds; and Pindar speaks of Helios’s “fire-darting steeds”. Still later, the horses were given fiery names: Pyrois, Aeos, Aethon, and Phlegon.

So in my myth class we were studying the Norse myth, “The Theft Of Idun’s Apples,” which starts off with Loki, Odin, and Hoenir on a trek of some sort, and we had never really heard of Hoenir before. So when we asked, the teacher was like, “Oh, he’s just a traveling companion of Odin. Think like a tagalong little brother.” And I swear to God, my first thought was The Schuyler Sisters. Hoenir is Peggy, just imagine for a second with me:
“Lokiii!”
“OOOOODIIN!”
*pushes between Loki and Odin*
“AND HOENIR!”

Can you just imagine...

If Scorpio had to narrate the Cinderella story to his kid? XDDDD

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“Why do I have to read this for you?! Why can’t your mother do it?!”

- realizes MC is actually not around (at work) in the first place - 

-Sees his kid giving him the cutest giant puppy eyes - 

“…………F-F….FINE. Ugh where did you learn how to do that?” 

“The stepmother and the two step sisters made Cindrella a slave in the house after her father’s passing.” 

“What the…Those damn human *BEEP BEEP*! Just thought they could boss Cinderella around like that?!” 

Dui suddenly rushed in when he heard Scorpio cursing in front of his child, hurrying over and quickly cover both hands on the child’s ears as he anxiously look to his vice minister, “S-Scorpio! Don’t cuss in front of your child like that!” 

Scorpio glares furiously, but later turn his glare to the current page of the storybook,  This is why I hate humans. Just bullying and looking down on the weak like that and taking advantage of them–” &^&^&@*$&@*&!! 

Dui let out a nervous laughter, “S-Scorpio, that’s beside the point…” 

The child hadn’t moved a muscle but she blinked in confusion, “… Papa?” 

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“Tch.” Scorpio frowned after he read to the part when the fairy godmother comes to aid Cinderella, “Are you for real, fairy lady? You could’ve at least extended it. Midnight is too short.” 

In the end: 

Scorpio shuts the book close, sighing and then look down at his child who’s just smiling brightly as though the sun could never be shielded by the gloomy clouds. After reading that fairy tale, he realized one thing… 

“You know what,” He said, carrying his kid in his arms, smirking confidently. Then, with a simple snap of his finger, a tiny glass shoe appear at the tip of his finger, floating with his magic. “I’m obviously not a fairy godmother. But if I am going to turn my little girl a princess, I’ll do it with just a snap.” 

The child giggled in delight, “Papa is the best!” 

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This is not a full, well constructed fic obviously but I am planning to write these XD hehehehehe UGH I just can’t get it out of my head so might as well write away anyway. 

I’m just thinking what kind of fairytale would each god narrate to his kid. 

Maybe Karno should take ‘The Star Money’ >w< or hmmmmm~ 

every time i think about poe being tortured by kylo i want to cry. poe is beaten, tied down, and unable to fight back as kylo slowly rips into his mind (made ten times worse by the fact that poe and kylo probably knew each other as kids and were friends) and he still manages to force out “the resistance… will not be intimidated by you.” poe is so brave and strong even in the face of a mass murderer who could easily overpower him, but he still tries to push back as far as he can. his sheer dogged determination and optimism and will to save the day makes me weep. i love poe dameron.

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HOCKEY PLAYERS AS GREEK MYTHS | Wayne Gretzky » Prometheus

Prometheus (/prəˈmiːθiːəs/ prə-mee-thee-əs; Greek: Προμηθεύς [promɛːtʰeús], meaning “forethought”) is a Titan in Greek mythology, best known as the deity in Greek mythology who was the creator of mankind and its greatest benefactor, who gave mankind fire stolen from Mount Olympus. Prometheus sided with Zeus and the ascending Olympian gods in the vast cosmological struggle against Cronus (Kronos) and the other Titans. Prometheus was therefore on the conquering side of the cataclysmic war of the Greek gods, the Titanomachy, where Zeus and the Olympian gods ultimately defeated Cronus and the other Titans.