mythangs:goldmember

So I just realized

You know the lyrics from Austin Power’s Goldmember? About how the guy’s penis is now solid gold? “He’s got the Midas touch! But he touched it too much!”

I JUST REALIZED

THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO CHROME

He’s a transmuter! We see him turn people into metal statues/coat them in metal! He could do this!

I mean, I headcanon him as not being able to effect himself with his powers, but that’s just my headcanon. WHAT IF HE COULD THOUGH?!

Oh man, and here we all thought it would be FABIAN who messed up his dick from touching it…