myth: apollo

Apollo : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Artemis : Apollo, NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Apollo : FLOOR IT?

Artemis : APOLLO NO

Apollo : HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Artemis : APOLLO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OLYMPUS DOWN

Apollo : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Artemis : APOLLO PLEASE

Cruel Apollo smirks on his throne as he watches your heart leap like the wings on your back. He is bright and beautiful, and you have always been weak in the face of slender fingers and cruel mouths
—  s.a.s. | don’t fall for the golden boy who’s feral smile drips blood | tragic mortals #1