myth: apollo

Klavier: I’m gonna face off in court against the rookie defense attorney that helped finger my brother for murder. I wonder what he’ll be like?

*sees a small, shouty man, whom the police just mistook for a child, rummaging through the trash outside the park*

Klavier: …He’s adorable.

  • apollo: we need to come up with a name for the agency if we're going to get this off the ground, mr wright. what do we name it?
  • phoenix, sitting in a trash can, drinking grape juice: idk call it anything
  • apollo 1 week later: HELLO, NEW CLIENT, WELCOME TO THE WRIGHT ANYTHING DEFENSE AGENCY, HOW CAN I HELP YOU >:(
Cruel Apollo smirks on his throne as he watches your heart leap like the wings on your back. He is bright and beautiful, and you have always been weak in the face of slender fingers and cruel mouths
—  s.a.s. | don’t fall for the golden boy who’s feral smile drips blood | tragic mortals #1 

Apollo : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Artemis : Apollo, NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Apollo : FLOOR IT?

Artemis : APOLLO NO

Apollo : HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Artemis : APOLLO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OLYMPUS DOWN

Apollo : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Artemis : APOLLO PLEASE