tbh I’ll insult any tv show idc. Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen are self-inserts gone too far. The Walking Dead hasn’t had an original or creative plot-point in its life. you couldn’t pay me any amount of money to watch House of Cards and Stranger Things just isn’t that good!


Tina Guo- The Rains of Castamere 😍😍

Love in Unexpected Places

Anonymous asked: Great blog! If you’re writing GOT I’d like to request a Sandor one where the reader is the eldest Stark child & goes with ned and the girls in the hopes they can find a suitor for her. Instead of a Lord or highborn, she and Sandor fall for each other and someone finds out and threatens her with exposing it but she and Sandor run off together. Maybe there could be a happy ending where they find Robb (he married for love maybe he’d be accepting?) although I’ll leave the ending up to you :D

Here it is, anon! I do not own Sandor, Petyr or Robb. They belong to George R.R.Martin. 

Warnings: Fluff, but no more that I can think of. Please let me know if I missed something. 

Pairings: Sandor Clegane x fem!Stark reader, mentions of Petyr Baelish and Robb Stark. 

Originally posted by mofobian

Why in all of Westeros did you have to fall for him? That wasn’t your father’s intention when he chose to bring you to King’s Landing with him and you younger sisters. Your father had intended to find a young lord or another highborn man to marry you off to, not him. Not Sandor Clegane. The rough around the edges killer had caught your attention in a big way and you had caught his.

               All the journey to King’s Landing, you rode with Sandor and had gotten close to him. Before you realized it, you had fallen in love with him and he with you, although he’d never admit it out loud to anyone but you. You never said anything to anyone either, knowing your father wouldn’t have approved when he was alive. So, your feelings for each other had to be kept secret, even after your father’s death. Meetings in empty corridors or in each other’s chambers late at night made up your relationship, but you didn’t mind. All that mattered was that the two of you were together.

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mstoker  asked:

Janie, as it is officially fall it is now time to consider Sansa and Margaery and their fall opinions. Do they like pumpkin spice or do they prefer apple cider? Does margaery get mad because sansa is in t shirts while she wears 4 jackets? Did margaery have a plan to pull her freakishly tall girlfriend closer using her scarf, but sansa ruined it by not wearing proper fall attire?

Mmm oh my god yes Sansaery fall aesthetic I am down. 

  • Sansa is definitely a pumpkin spice girl while Margaery is apple cider. Margaery likes spiced apple cider the best, but as long as it’s hot she’s fine. 
  • They love sitting together in front of a fire just cuddling (and sometimes doing other things) on fuzzy blankets. 
  • Sansa actually really likes scarves. It’s the one thing that she’ll get right about fall. But, she doesn’t get the knitted ones but the flimsy silk ones? And with Margaery’s freezing hands Sansa’s damn scarf keeps slipping and Margaery is ready to scream. 
  • Margaery loves haunted houses so she and Sansa will take tours through the few haunted house displays that are in their town. Sansa is terrified of them and always grasps Margaery’s hands. Margaery, on the other hand, is having the time of her life and will laugh with delight every time a scare pops out. 
  • Even though neither religiously celebrate Halloween they still found a Pintrest board with cute Halloween ideas so the day before Halloween they were sitting at the table carving Jack-O-Lanterns with fun faces. 
    • They also made pumpkin pie and fed it to each other because they’re fucking dorks. 
  • Margaery is part of a charity group, and they go from house to house raking leaves so she always drags Sansa to go with her. Sansa moans about it the whole time, but she always goes and helps with her. 
    • When they do Sansa’s house they jump in the leaves and roll around in there together and they giggle the entire time. 
  • Margaery is bundled up in like 5 layers with fashionable gloves and right next to her is Sansa who’s in shorts and a t-shirt. Maybe a leather jacket. 
    • Margaery is so??? confused by her tall girlfriend who is suddenly impervious to the cold, and she’s always side eyeing Sansa for it but Sansa just laughs at Margaery for it. 
    • Whenever Margaery tells her that she’ll be cold, Sansa grins and just says, “Well why don’t you warm me up?” and pulls Margaery closer to her. 

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Black Sails/Game of Thrones crossover

Bless him with s a l t.
Bless him with stone.
Bless him with s t e e l.
Listen to the waves.
Listen to the g o d…

Let the sea wash your follies and your vanities away….

Let his lungs fill with seawater.
Let the fish eat the scales off his e y e s.
What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and s t r o n g e r.

~Game of Thrones 6 05