mystuff: willherondale*

Ducks
  • Simon: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...
  • Jace: Dear God NO! Tell it to go away...
  • Simon: And he said to the man running the stand...
  • Jace: Don't talk to him, just run!
  • Clary: It's only a song Jace!
  • Simon: Hey... Got any grapes?
  • Will: *rushes in* HIDE THE GRAPES, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, THEY WILL ATTACK...
  • Simon: *quietly* Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle...
  • Jem: I have to use that sometime.
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Marry me, Tess. Marry me and be Tessa Herondale. Or be Tessa Gray, or be whatever you wish to call yourself, but marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.