mystuff: lost

I love all the weird shit Ben made Tom do. Like, pretty much every time something goes awry, Ben’s first response is “Where’s Tom??”

“Tom please hold this umbrella over me. I just had surgery and am very sensitive to the burning caress of the sun”

“Yes, Tom, you do have to wear the beard. It completes the whole "savage sea captain” look. Am I the only one who puts any thought into these things?? Am I the only one with a respect for subterfuge??“

"Okay, so we’re going to knock him out, then wake him up, then knock out a bunny, then make him think he has a pacer in him that will explode his heart, and then show him the real island. Yes, it makes perfect sense Tom, it’s called mind games.”