mystery achievement

  • Gavin: I don't feel good.
  • Ryan: You don't?
  • Gavin: Nah, Michael made me feel all funny earlier.
  • -Ryan and Geoff laugh-
  • Michael: Woah, Woah! Woah! Woah! What the hell does that mean?!
  • Gavin: You made me feel all sort of...-gagging noise-
  • Michael: What does that mean??
  • Ryan: Was it a finger or something?
  • Geoff: What did you do to him man?
  • Ryan: Was it odd positioning?
  • Gavin: Nah, he just put me in a...ya, know.
  • Ryan: What??
  • Geoff: Gavin, did he touch you?
  • Michael: Stop stop stop
  • -Gavin laughs-
  • Michael: Use more words!
  • Geoff: Can you draw a picture of where he touched you?
  • Michael: What is going on here?!
  • Gavin: I like that I can use less words, it makes you sound worse.
  • Michael: No! I know what I've done sir, and it's not what you're making it out to be.
  • Geoff: Was it in the bikini area?
  • Gavin: Nah it wasn't as bad as that.
  • Michael: I did you a fuckin...I did you a favour.

anonymous asked:

You're one artist that i constantly am on the look out for! I love it so much, its so fluffy and soft and beautiful and ❤️ YOURE KIRIBAKU ART ALWAYS ENDS ME AND MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE LIKE MY GOSH its almost made me cry from its softness 😊

Thank you! As long as they’re happy tears I am happy to hear that haha~

the one thing i liked about 2016 was the addition of ryan streaming
like ryan used to be the most “”mysterious”” member of achievement hunter since we didn’t really know that much abt his personal life 
but now, we’ve seen his shitty drawings he did in college, we’ve seen his kids and his dad mode, we’ve seen him cosplay, we’ve heard him tell personal stories
and it’s just really heartwarming 

Nap acquired. I am now energized and hype af to go beat up Shelmet and Pancham.

But setting that excitement aside for a brief moment. LOOK AT THOSE WINDOWS!

Do they even have glass or is it just a space with bar? How do I remove the bar? HOW DO I PUT IT BACK??? AND IF IT’S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE HOW COME THERE AREN’T CONSTANT THEFT REPORTS BEING MADE IN THIS TOWN?!

Well seeing as how if I move more than 3 pixels toward the doorway I get an inner monologue about not wanting to risk going past Leaf Dad. Yeah I guess I wanna climb out the window.

Hell I wanna climb out just to see how the fuck that’s gonna work.

I feel so fucking cheated right now. None of my questions have been answered. None of them ever will be. It goes from making the decision to climb out, to me walking into frame from the side of the house.

Morla isn’t stuck in a window are they?

Actually. Having them stuck in a window would make me feel better.

I might be unclear on how I got out of a window, but I can roll with it. I’m a small birb who works out their legs a lot.

Morla is a fucking tortoise. How the hell would they manage climbing out of one of these windows? Especially without waking their dad?

I have seen and accepted some weird shit over the course of my years playing video games folks. I play Skyrim for gods sake. But I can tell you. These windows and the fact that a tortoise managed to covertly climb out of one? They are going to haunt my fucking dreams as my brain folds in on itself to explain how this could realistically could work.

So now would be a bad time to talk about the fact that even though all of this is totally just Shelmet and Fuzzy being shitheads that the school at night could probably count as some form of liminal space and wouldn’t have that much of a barrier between our physical world and another?

Ok then. Let’s head off.

Oh bite me asshole. I’m still fending off an existential crisis over those fucking windows.

Morla is scared but showed up anyway. You get scared and have to ask new kids to fix your shit.

Ignore him Morla. You just gotta survive some shitty theatrics and then we can been the crap out of him.

Yes. Lets. *cracks knuckles*

@retsuyachan and all the people who translate and give us info about KamiAso because it’s all in Japanese-

thank.

you guys are the priests/rabbis/messengers/etc of the fandom because you are literally giving us the word of the gods because we are illiterate and can’t read the source material directly

bless your souls

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“Mystery Achievement” - The Pretenders

I’m a bit obsessed with this song right now. And Chrissie Hynde’s songwriting/vocal style in general. I would not say that I am writing songs like her in the least in my new band, Naïve Americans. But I have a couple of moments where I am very much trying to emulate/reference her vocally. She’s just so fucking cool.

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“mystery achievement” - the pretenders

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On this day in music history: January 19, 1980 - The self-titled debut album by The Pretenders is released (UK release is on December 27, 1979). Produced by Chris Thomas and Nick Lowe,  it is recorded at Wessex Studios and AIR Studios in London from Mid - Late 1979. Initially, recording will be begin with Nick Lowe (Elvis Costello & The Attractions) who will produce the bands’ UK debut single, a cover of The Kinks “Stop Your Sobbing”, but will bow out of working on their first full length release, feeling that the band “wasn’t going anywhere”. Producer Chris Thomas (The Sex Pistols, The Beatles) will step in and take over the production duties. The album’s bold mixture of new wave, pop, and punk topped by lead singer and guitarist Chrissie Hynde’s vocals will find immediate favor with rock fans, becoming a critical and commercial success upon its release. It will spin off four singles including “Brass In Pocket” (#1 UK, #14 US Pop). “The Pretenders” will hit #1 on the UK album chart, #9 on the Billboard Top 200, and is certified Platinum in the US by the RIAA.