mysterious adventure

Slytherins are those people who don’t mind fog, they are the feel of salt on your lips and touch of rain on your cheeks. They are the touch of leaves on your fingers when you strove through the woods. They are mist and need of exploring. They are like water: strong, independent, always able to change their form, shape, just like their element. They are the smell of old books which are full of secrets. Reading is for them yet another adventure. They crave knowledge and are keen students but not for the wisdom itself but because they know well how to use it, to achieve their ends. They are the elegant places, classy and gloomy, where you both feel amazed and stunned while at the same time being bit afraid, feeling respect to something that curious. They are mystery, adaptability, adventures all at once, to eventually achieve what they want. 

anonymous asked:

Rabastan, what about muggle girls do you like?

Rabastan: Muggle girls are just so mysterious.  They’re adventurous and wild and they could just introduce me to this whole new world that I know nothing about and we could travel the world together.  I’d be able to show her magic and she could teach me all these great things that no witch would ever be able to teach me.  Plus, I heard muggles were great in bed ;)

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

UPDATE:

lots of people have been asking me if I ever figured out where the kiwi came from. So to provide an update on the magical kiwi … one day I took a nap and had a dream about those creepy spiders that hide in bananas and I thought like oh my god this kiwi is gonna be full of spiders. So I woke up and promptly put the kiwi in a ziploc bag. To contain the dream spiders.

The kiwi sat on the counter for a few days, then got moved to the top of the fridge to get it out of the way. It sat there for a couple weeks. It never appeared to go bad? I did eventually throw it out, just because I was confused about it and neither of us were ever going to eat the kiwi.

Never found out why the kiwi was in my kitchen. I guess we’ll never know.

UPDATE UPDATE:

Kiwiny is following me on twitter now.

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On Thursday and Friday, I road tripped up to Redwood National Park and the surrounding areas with my good buddy Adam. Being in the presence of some of the tallest and oldest trees in the world is incredibly humbling! Some of the trees we saw were well over 330 feet (100 meters) tall. Also, taking a gondola ride through a redwood forest was one of the cooler things I’ve ever done.

Redwood NP, Trees of Mystery, and Avenue of the Giants, CA. May 2015.

That time of year again...

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