I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”…
—  internal-fears-external-tears
I don’t want what I can get
I fucked up what I had so I shouldn’t want it
I want what doesn’t want me
Therefore I can’t get it
Therefore I can’t be happy
Therefore I sit in class writing notes to my equally psychotic redheaded best friend about how to achieve ultimate happiness when honestly we’re just dreamers because no one is ever permanently happy.
I have blonde hair and my name rhymes sailor.
What am I?
Oh, shit. It’s me.
Have an equally joyous night
fa la la I love Christmas.
—  Taylor Swift’s little limerick on Myspace (December 2005)