"You’re just jealous ‘cause you’ve been, brainwashed by puritanical assholes who believe sex is a sin. Then again, your little gerbil-sized brain has been reprogrammed by the media to believe sex is the be-all, end-all. So now you’re stuck, right? ‘Cause on one hand, you love to fuck, but afterwards you feel overwhelmed by guilt and you’re not sure why. Maybe it’s because sex is neither as good or as evil as you’ve built it up to be.”
Goodbye Snowy Days. Hello Sandy Beaches.