Stefan: You know I could help you.

Damon: You help m. Ugh…I don’t know, feels a little unnatural.

Stefan: I’ll do anything to get you out of this town. Even release Katherine.

Damon: What are you doing?  What’s your angle?

Stefan: Think about it.

Damon: Why would I trust you?

Stefan: See that’s your problem, Damon. You apply all your shortcomings to everybody else.  If history is any indication, there’s only one liar among us.

(I’m sorry but looking back on parts of Season 1 - Stefan was a little bit hypocritical, IMO)


Damon: Why are you bringing me Dad’s journal.

Stefan: Cuz you were looking for it.

Damon: And why would I want it?

Stefan: Gee, I don’t know Damon. Maybe I wanna do a little bit of posthumous bonding. Go ahead, enjoy it. Read it. I have. No where in it does it say anything about Katherine, or the tomb, or how to open it.

Damon: Not suprised. The man could barely write his own name.

Stefan: I’m really sorry it won’t be of any help to your diabolical plan…the sequel.