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Perfect Timing

“Why do you always stay late and do extra work?” you shifted your head towards your office door and found your work friend leaning on the frame.

“Umm. Because I love my job?” you chuckled at her question and signaled her to take a seat.

“I don’t get why you work so hard? Most girls out there are literally throwing themselves at rappers just to cop that lifestyle.” She motioned her hands animatedly. “and then, there’s you.”

“Well, I’ve got mouths to feed other than mine. It’s a tragedy, really.” You laughed at her frustration over your work ethic.

“Go home early today, please.” She requested you before she stood up and left.

After she left, you went back to finishing your work. The truth was that aside from genuinely enjoying what you do, you hated going home early. You hated having to fight with the rush hour traffic after office hours and these days, you hated coming home to an empty house.

While you were rubbing your temples, your phone buzzed to life and saw Jay’s face on the screen. Excited that he may want to have dinner, you picked up immediately.

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The signs as iconic Jay Park lyrics pt.2

Aries: When you’re on a date with another dude I hope you get the shits. After you’re done I hope you run out of toilet paper.

Taurus: Bitch you finna have a cow, imma have the herd bitch.

Gemini: Yeah I’ll go refrigerator on yah, half my face missing I’ll go terminator on yah.

Cancer: You’re embedded in my head so get embedded in my bed.

Leo: I don’t need a gun to bust, I’ll bust on a mic, bust on ya chick if she like all through the night.

Virgo: Wanna grab you by your booty, girl let’s shoot a movie.

Libra: Stop you at the airport security, bomb pussy bomb pussy.

Scorpio: Jacob from Twilight cause I go and be on beast mode, eatin mother fuckahs because I be on feast mode.

Sagittarius: I’m ripping it, killing it, thinking of iller shit, rapping, you feeling it good like a clitoris.

Capricorn: Always coughing up these raps so you know I keep it ill, you can call me George Foreman ‘cause I’m all up in your grill.

Aquarius: Y'all in lyrical danger spittin’ heavy when i’m on the mic, electrifying like Benjamin Franklin with a kite.

Pisces: Before I go put it in I’ll go underwater girl just like a fish, and the way I stay down there you gon’ think I’m Aquaman.