"Can I tell you a secret?" with HR and Cisco? Pretty please!
“Can I tell you a secret?”
Cisco doesn’t even look up. “Is it legal?”
H.R. hesitates. “Yea–no–yeah, yeah, it’s legal.”
Cisco puts down his newest cold gun and raises both eyebrows. “H.R.”
“It’s totally legal,” H.R. affirms. “In … some countries?”
At that exact moment, a small, unmistakably lively creature wiggles in the front of his jacket. Cisco is on his feet in a second. “Oh my god what did you do.”
In response, H.R. opens his coat – and a red panda hops onto the floor. “I think it’s a raccoon.”
Cisco scrambles after it as the panda trots away. “No, no, no, no, come back!”
“See, I saw this article,” H.R. explains, fishing an entire folded newspaper out of his coat pocket. “Darnedst thing. I think it belongs to the zoo?”
“First,” Cisco says, grunting victoriously as he snags the panda, yelling when its claws dig immediately into his arm. “OW.”
“Usually they let the lions loose – ‘running from lions!’ It’s a hit. Must be 25 or older to participate.”
“How did you survive on Earth-19?” Cisco asks, wrestling to hold the panda.
“My wits, charm, and great beauty, of course.”
To H.R.’s immense disappointment, they have to return the panda. But they get their pictures in the paper, which makes him happy.