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Bloodborne Gameplay and Commentary | by Cr1TiKaL

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I FUCKING LOST IT RIGHT FROM THE GET GO HOLY SHIT

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any kind of humor/random stuff

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Team Fortress 2

Hotline Miami 

Fallout

Borderlands

video game humor

Anime

Hetalia

Tokyo Ghoul

Terror in Resonance 


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the signs as cr1tikal quotes
  • aries:you can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
  • taurus:fuck you and your formal attire.
  • gemini:most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this owl can fuck itself in all directions.
  • cancer:oh, okay. guess i'll go fuck myself then.
  • leo:good evening. tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
  • virgo:ah, just a little bit of ghost semen. a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so, might as well stick to the traditional.
  • libra:you will all feast on the fuck.
  • scorpio:his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
  • sagittarius:i'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
  • capricorn:this bastard just got re-atomized.
  • aquarius:serenade my candy ass, come on!
  • pisces:i would rather solve a rubiks cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.
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The Real Hog Wash | by Cr1TiKaL

anosci:

well, that’s the end of this year. 

remember to rate the year, comment the year, and subscribe if you want to see more years like this one. seeya.

what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal. I’m starting 2015 for the Gregorian calendar. let’s do this shit.

Your horoscope in a Cr1TiKaL quote

Aries: "I’m about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to do to guitars." 

Taurus: ”You will all feast on the fuck.”

Gemini: ”Oh, okay. I guess I’ll go fuck myself, then.”

Cancer: "I am approximately three seconds away from wreaking havoc in my undergarments."

Leo: "Have you ever rode your asscheeks like a scooter?"

Virgo: "That’s embarrassing, he just slurped my asshole."

Libra: "Show ‘em what I got, show ‘em the power of will, show ‘em the power of my dick."

Scorpio: "I would have an easier time solving a Rubik’s Cube using nothing but my bare nipples than trying to make that fucking jump."

Sagittarius: "How much of my ass do you think you could eat?"

Capricorn: “Let’s make the most of this, darling. Can you please sit on my face?”

Aquarius: “I don’t care if he flosses his ass-crack with my titties.”

Pisces: “One of these days, I’m just gonna shit my fuck. I know it.”

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"A Let’s Play is a recorded video documenting a playthrough of a video game, usually including commentary by the gamer. An LP differs from a walkthrough or strategy guide by focusing on an individual’s subjective experience with the game, often with humorous, irreverent, or even critical commentary from the gamer, rather than being an objective source of information on how to progress through the game.”