Aries: "I’m about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to do to guitars."
Taurus: ”You will all feast on the fuck.”
Gemini: ”Oh, okay. I guess I’ll go fuck myself, then.”
Cancer: "I am approximately three seconds away from wreaking havoc in my undergarments."
Leo: "Have you ever rode your asscheeks like a scooter?"
Virgo: "That’s embarrassing, he just slurped my asshole."
Libra: "Show ‘em what I got, show ‘em the power of will, show ‘em the power of my dick."
Scorpio: "I would have an easier time solving a Rubik’s Cube using nothing but my bare nipples than trying to make that fucking jump."
Sagittarius: "How much of my ass do you think you could eat?"
Capricorn: “Let’s make the most of this, darling. Can you please sit on my face?”
Aquarius: “I don’t care if he flosses his ass-crack with my titties.”
Pisces: “One of these days, I’m just gonna shit my fuck. I know it.”