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NCIS Los Angeles 2x11 

Deeks: So, it doesn’t look like you’re going to make it to Seattle.
Kensi: No, Deeks, I’m not going to Seattle.
Deeks: Since this Christmas Eve has been so warm and fuzzy, I say, we keep this party going.
Kensi: I thought you had a date.
Deeks: I do.
Woman: Maaaaarty, it’s so nice to see you again! Who is this pretty young lady friend of yours?
Deeks: This is Kensi. I figured we could use an extra hand.
Woman: Thank you, Kensi, and for that, you get a hat.
Kensi: I get a hat?
(Deeks laughing)
Woman (talking to Deeks): And you get a hat, too.

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NCIS Los Angeles 2x16

Kensi: It’s very difficult to take anything that guy says seriously.
Deeks: Says the most serious person I’ve ever met in my entire life.
Kensi: Deeks is a nice guy.
Deeks: And Kensi is a nice girl. It’s not her.
Kensi: It’s not him.
Deeks: It’s us.
Hetty: I don’t believe it’s a problem. I’m hearing two people who are beginning to sound like partners.

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NCIS Los Angeles 2x11

Kensi: Six years ago, I was engaged to a Marine. His name was Jack. He was stationed in Fallujah. His unit was tasked with enforcing curfew. Shootouts and ambushes every night. He came back  home… but I knew he wasn’t the same.
Lance: Post-traumatic stress disorder.
Callen: This is news to me.
Sam: Me, too.

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NCIS Los Angeles 2x11

Callen: A scented candle? It smells like sage.
Kensi: Jasmine. I gave that to Hetty two years ago.
Callen: Same scent.
Kensi: Same candle.
Deeks: I’ll take it.
Kensi: What, no, no, no. Excuse me mister, I did not give that to you. Hand it over.
Deeks: No, no, no. You gave it to Hetty. Who gave it to Callen. Who is right now realizing he has absolutely no use for a jasmine-scented candle.

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NCIS Los Angeles 2x11

Callen: I scored two tickets to the Lakers-Heat. Courtside.
Kensi: Nice!
Deeks: Wow, enjoy Kobe and LeBron.
Callen: Am I sensing jealousy over there?
Deeks: About you guys, on your man date? A little bit. It’s okay… I’ll be seeing somebody special.
Kensi: You have a date on Christmas?
Deeks: Fact: more people hook up on national holidays than any other day. Look it up.
Callen: Where? Player’s almanac?

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NCIS Los Angeles 2x16

Kensi: Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to hear you ramble on about the 2012 apocalypse earlier this morning?
Deeks: Not the apocalypse, okay? It’s the galactic realignment. Geomagnetic reversal. Time wave zero, all right? It’s the Niburu collision. You may know it as b'ak'tun 13.
Kensi: I think you mean “bake” tun 13.
Deeks: “Bake-tun?” Really? “Bake-tun?” Your Mayan accent is terrible.

LOL Kensi and her reaction in that last gif = priceless