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Dragon Age School Life

My boyfriend and I were talking about if Dragon Age were a school life otome game, and we were assigning character roles. Here is what we came up with.

Cullen- Prince type/ Class President
Alistair- Funny, adorable childhood friend
Solas- Teacher
Zevran- Sexy Foreign Exchange Student
Anders- School Doctor (who will blow up the school if you get his bad end)
Fenris- Bad Boy/Rebel type
Iron Bull- Jock
Sera- Class clown/Prankster
Dorian- RIch Preppy Kid
Cassandra- Tsundere Captain of the Soccer team.
Varric- Undatable Literature Professor
Aveline- Principal
Shale- Mascot
Merril- Shy/sweet nerdy girl
Isabela- Female Rebel/bad girl Always in detention
Leliana- Head of Disciplinary Comity / Head Snitch
Morrigan- Weird(but hot) goth kid (everyone thinks she’s a witch)

I want this game to be real now! XD

A brief summary of inquisition characters
  • Cole :Precious cinnamon roll. Too good, too pure for this world.
  • Solas :*Sound of sobbing lavellans in the distance*
  • Varric :Hawkes no.1 fan, also head of the cole protection club
  • Dorian :His moustache brings all the boys to the yard
  • Iron bull :Bigass quanari hulksmash, lil bit gay for dorian though
  • Krem :He's ACLASSI guy *badum tsh*
  • Vivienne :Anti-Mage Mage. Disapproval intensifies.
  • Sera :*Throws a jar of bees at a dragon* Aesthetic
  • Cassandra :Secretly a fangirl. DON'T tell varric
  • Blackwall :100% grey warden, the greyest of all wardens. In peace, vigilance. In war, victory. *looks at smudged writing on hand* in dying, sacrificial
  • Cullen :No longer complete with noodle curls. Bless you, andraste, bless you
  • Josephine :Sweet angel (until she's not.) Still waiting on that marble bath though
  • Leliana :I am a mysterious spy, nothing ca- *hundreds of photos of schmooples the nug fall from her robes* CRAP NO I WAS JUST
  • Morrigan :Heheheh I'm back bitches, demon child in tow. Remember? From the scene that scarred all the Alistair romancers back in origins? YEEEEE BOI.
  • Hawke :I'M BACK TOO AND VIRTUALLY IRRELEVANT TO THE PLOT!
  • Anders :Oh wait, no one knows where the HELL HE IS RIGHT NOW
  • Inquisitor :My hand freaking glows. I have the power to literally punch the fade AND corpheoheouhus in the dick, simultaneously. But, y'know what I still don't have enough of? ELFROOT. Let's go do that first!