- Snape: I did it for love!
- Dumbledore: Cool motive, still terrorism.
I swear one day we'll get an article and it'll go like this... "Oh btw Louis learnt months ago he wasn't the father but he is still Straight™ look at him holding hand with this brunette!1!1! ... wait is that Harry Styles? OH GUYS SHOCKING NEWS LOUIS AND HARRY TOMLINSON ARE MARRIED!" I can't wait.