mydoc

Gorillaz Headcanon 4

Noodle, drunkenly texting Murdoc at two in the morning: “murdoc pls come rub coco butter on my legs and bring me water”
N: “murdoc”
N: “mydoc”
N: “mudic”
N: “dad”
N: “dad pls”
N: “i nees there to be lotion on me legs rn”
N: “they r so dry. like dry litle chicken legs”
N: “dont ignore me u swine”
N: “u owe me after making a robo clone of me”
Murdoc: “Noodle, I’m trying to fucking sleep.”
N: “RUB COCO BUTTER ON MY LEGA”
N: “I WILL MAUL U BITCH”
M: “Oh for fuck’s sake. I’ll be there in a minute. Hold on.”