mydoc

Gorillaz Headcanon 4

Noodle, drunkenly texting Murdoc at two in the morning: “murdoc pls come rub coco butter on my legs and bring me water”

N: “murdoc”

N: “mydoc”

N: “mudic”

N: “dad”

N: “dad pls”

N: “i nees there to be lotion on me legs rn”

N: “they r so dry. like dry litle chicken legs”

N: “dont ignore me u swine”

N: “u owe me after making a robo clone of me”

Murdoc: “Noodle, I’m trying to fucking sleep.”

N: “RUB COCO BUTTER ON MY LEGA”

N: “I WILL MAUL U BITCH”

M: “Oh for fuck’s sake. I’ll be there in a minute. Hold on.”